@realzappbrannigan
I am the man with no name. Zapp [redacted]™️ at your service. I thought I was incompetent, but this [redacted] guy beat me. We are not going back, we're going to the year 3000. Proud Earthican who is currently orbiting the [redacted] airspace.
I'd wager it's what he spend a majority of his time thinking about
Need to add *reliable source of disinformation to my profile somewhere
It sounded catchy so I went with it 😂
We literally had 2 seconds of peace
What in the everlasting fuck are y'all doing about any fucking thing?
A strongly worded letter ain't gonna stop this shit.
@schumer.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
@slotkin.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
alternative option
can someone else nuke Israel first
America: killing education at home and abroad since 1776
Everyone knows that the global oil supply is controlled by Joe Biden and his radical left cabal
crude oil prices are a demoncrat hoax
Unfortunately for him sexlexia disqualifies me
Those pesky radical left numbers
Literally everything Trump promised was a lie, but those of us who knew better and warned everyone have to pay the same price as all the idiots that believed him.
It’s been downhill ever since
A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.
Good thing Trump was drill baby drilling on Day One.
Here's what bipartisanship gets us.
@schumer.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
@slotkin.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
Trump and his regime must be arrested for mass murdering children!
So good to hear from you!! Glad you're doing alright ☺️
Sever it from the spine
Can someone explain how this isn't treason?
@schumer.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
@slotkin.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social
He's one of the few Republicans I can respect though for genuinely being a man of principal. Whereas the rest of them think we're pawns in Israels holy war.
Grandpa's lost again. Someone put out the silver alert.
They logo should be a dead puppy
Bingo. A lot of Dems don't want a religious guy to run, and I understand that, but you need to run someone who speaks their language too.
You stay away from that Fry.
If you want to be first lady when Bender & I win the election, I need you to stop hanging out with that loser. He's just a delivery boy.
And at this point I'm owning the mistake and not deleting.
THERE IT IS, INTERNET.
I SPELL STUFF WRONG SOMETIMES.
SORRY