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@realzappbrannigan

I am the man with no name. Zapp [redacted]™️ at your service. I thought I was incompetent, but this [redacted] guy beat me. We are not going back, we're going to the year 3000. Proud Earthican who is currently orbiting the [redacted] airspace.

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10.03.2026 01:17 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I'd wager it's what he spend a majority of his time thinking about

10.03.2026 00:59 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Need to add *reliable source of disinformation to my profile somewhere

09.03.2026 01:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It sounded catchy so I went with it 😂

09.03.2026 01:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We literally had 2 seconds of peace

09.03.2026 00:33 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What in the everlasting fuck are y'all doing about any fucking thing?

A strongly worded letter ain't gonna stop this shit.

@schumer.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
@slotkin.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social

09.03.2026 00:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

alternative option

can someone else nuke Israel first

09.03.2026 00:27 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

America: killing education at home and abroad since 1776

09.03.2026 00:25 👍 80 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Everyone knows that the global oil supply is controlled by Joe Biden and his radical left cabal

09.03.2026 00:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

crude oil prices are a demoncrat hoax

09.03.2026 00:20 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Unfortunately for him sexlexia disqualifies me

09.03.2026 00:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Those pesky radical left numbers

09.03.2026 00:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
09.03.2026 00:05 👍 27 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
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09.03.2026 00:04 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Literally everything Trump promised was a lie, but those of us who knew better and warned everyone have to pay the same price as all the idiots that believed him.

08.03.2026 23:49 👍 709 🔁 204 💬 28 📌 9
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It’s been downhill ever since

08.03.2026 23:53 👍 6133 🔁 1500 💬 200 📌 84

A year ago we were supposed to be getting $2,000 rebate checks, DOGE was going to find $2 trillion in waste to balance the budget, we were going to pay no income taxes because tariffs would pay for everything, gas and home electric bills would be cut in half, and no new wars.

08.03.2026 23:45 👍 4734 🔁 1568 💬 273 📌 115

Good thing Trump was drill baby drilling on Day One.

08.03.2026 22:46 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Here's what bipartisanship gets us.

@schumer.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
@slotkin.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social

08.03.2026 22:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trump and his regime must be arrested for mass murdering children!

08.03.2026 20:35 👍 6 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

So good to hear from you!! Glad you're doing alright ☺️

08.03.2026 20:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.03.2026 00:29 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Sever it from the spine

07.03.2026 00:04 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can someone explain how this isn't treason?

@schumer.senate.gov
@kaine.senate.gov
@slotkin.senate.gov
@markwarner.bsky.social
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social

06.03.2026 23:51 👍 11 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

He's one of the few Republicans I can respect though for genuinely being a man of principal. Whereas the rest of them think we're pawns in Israels holy war.

06.03.2026 23:44 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Grandpa's lost again. Someone put out the silver alert.

06.03.2026 23:11 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They logo should be a dead puppy

06.03.2026 21:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bingo. A lot of Dems don't want a religious guy to run, and I understand that, but you need to run someone who speaks their language too.

06.03.2026 19:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You stay away from that Fry.

If you want to be first lady when Bender & I win the election, I need you to stop hanging out with that loser. He's just a delivery boy.

06.03.2026 17:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

And at this point I'm owning the mistake and not deleting.

THERE IT IS, INTERNET.

I SPELL STUFF WRONG SOMETIMES.

SORRY

06.03.2026 17:12 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0