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Abby Denton (CPR Certified Bunny Girl)

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Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should too. Writer of the comic GAMER MOM and the sci-fi sitcom CYBER CAFE. Loves kissing her novia Marian Gonzalez, the finest actress in Los Angeles. Matthew 25:40.

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Me, when Momotaro pisses me off: Bro, I'm going to put your ass back in the peach

07.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i forgot about this freak!!!

07.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You've gone through lots and lots of shows with an analytical lens. Do you think I'm off base with my theory that the best single season of any given show will usually be the third? Long enough to get the characters, early enough that everything is still fresh? I can't think of many exceptions.

07.03.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My girlfriend and dog @thegonzalez.bsky.social has come to the grocery store on a mission to get one (1) specific item but we made the miscalculation of coming before dinner, so the hungry Marian is leading me through the store on a path that I would compare to a drunken bumblebee

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Target all like "wE JusT cAn'T fiGurE oUt wHy eVeRyOne sToPpeD shOpPinG hEre!!" when everyone has been screaming at them for the past like three years that they are scumbags for removing DEI and allowing ICE to kidnap our neighbors in their fucking stores

06.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

i LOVE her.

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Polymer Clay model of a horned anime girl in a white hoodie and black sweatpants with red boxing gloves and shoes on a swirly round base.

Polymer Clay model of a horned anime girl in a white hoodie and black sweatpants with red boxing gloves and shoes on a swirly round base.

Polymer Clay model of a horned anime girl in a white hoodie and black sweatpants with red boxing gloves and shoes on a swirly round base.

Polymer Clay model of a horned anime girl in a white hoodie and black sweatpants with red boxing gloves and shoes on a swirly round base.

super quick Polymer Pummeler Girl before work

06.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite Bob Kane story:

24.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 283 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 22

This is how we multiply.

06.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Coyote has spent the last year asserting that I have a complex about how much bigger and fluffier fox tails are than mine as a bunny.

Dawn, this is turning my complex into a danged obsession. πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! Haha you were the one I heard it from, so I will defer to your memory above mine

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm tired and i'm cranky. i'm going to go be bunnybrained for a while and think about celery and hugging my girlfriend

06.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I THINK THE BLACK TEENAGER THAT HE CHASED AROUND WITH A SHOTGUN SHOULD GET TO CHASE HIM AROUND WITH A SHOTGUN

06.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
INC
ETTING UP CLA
MORE MINES IN AMBULANCES MUST BE AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION!

NERLANSEN HOETFUCERE
THEM UNDER-
NEATH THE AMBULANCES
DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST
DEPARTMENTS ARE ILLEGAL
UNDER
THE RULES OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION?

INC ETTING UP CLA MORE MINES IN AMBULANCES MUST BE AGAINST THE GENEVA CONVENTION! NERLANSEN HOETFUCERE THEM UNDER- NEATH THE AMBULANCES DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST DEPARTMENTS ARE ILLEGAL UNDER THE RULES OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION?

Larry Hama, telling it like it is in a kids’ comic in 1983

05.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

two astronauts scheduled to go up on the same shuttle mission in 1992 got married 9 months beforehand but kept it a secret from everyone bc NASA wouldn't have let them go up if they had known. do i have to draw you a diagram

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 562 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4
a digital painting of Siesmon from Digimon soaring in the sky

a digital painting of Siesmon from Digimon soaring in the sky

Siesamon

#Digimon #Art #FanArt

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Proud of you.

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The β€œCrazy Ass Moments in Gundam History” Twitter highlighting that:

In the english re-dub made for the HD remaster of Gundam Seed Destiny, the character of Herbert Von Reinhard is played by Martin Billany, a.k.a. LittleKuriboh, mostly know as the creator of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged parody series (2017)

The β€œCrazy Ass Moments in Gundam History” Twitter highlighting that: In the english re-dub made for the HD remaster of Gundam Seed Destiny, the character of Herbert Von Reinhard is played by Martin Billany, a.k.a. LittleKuriboh, mostly know as the creator of the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged parody series (2017)

I am a crazy ass moment in Gundam history

05.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1098 πŸ” 179 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 2

I can't stand John Fetterman. I'm sick of him. I think he should be removed from public office and also forced to wear a suit. Not to show respect for the office he's unfit for. Just so he feels physically uncomfortable.

05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 178 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Skinny american chips have their pleasures, but i have been horrified since moving that the fancier you get and the more a place advertises themselves as authentic uk food or whatever, the father their fish and chips lands from, like, proper corner shop grease pits. i miss it SO much ;o;

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations again!!!

05.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A post in the UK Comedy gig list forum

Anonymous participant: Hi all,
I’m looking for comedians for Wednesday 1st April for a comedy night at a pub in Milton Keynes. If interested please comment and we will contact you

Anonymous participant 578 (me): Yeah sure, DM me

Anonymous participant: I’m unable to message as your anonymous

Anonymous participant 578 (me): I'll DM you then

Anonymous participant 578 (me): I’m unable to message as your anonymous

A post in the UK Comedy gig list forum Anonymous participant: Hi all, I’m looking for comedians for Wednesday 1st April for a comedy night at a pub in Milton Keynes. If interested please comment and we will contact you Anonymous participant 578 (me): Yeah sure, DM me Anonymous participant: I’m unable to message as your anonymous Anonymous participant 578 (me): I'll DM you then Anonymous participant 578 (me): I’m unable to message as your anonymous

I anonymously applied to an anonymous gig and we have found ourselves at an impasse.

04.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I love that song so much!! Omg me and Marian keep threatening to sing it at my open mic

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now, did the Lord say that machines ought to take the place of living? And what's a substitute for bread and beans? I ain't seen it. Do engines get rewarded for their steam?

- Johnny Cash, "The Ballad of John Henry"

05.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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responding to a bad faith actor in the chat asking "does this situation even exist unc"

05.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Arctic Assault Zorro
The Zorros of Many Nations
Chili Crisp Zorro

05.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ian, thank you for your service to all bunkind.

05.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Patreon.com/mannequinonthemoon

05.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if you don't watch network TV you'd have no idea the number one show on TV right now is an hour of a dog eating bras on CBS. NBC tried to do an hour of a chimp eating jock straps but somebody mailed them a bomb

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0