collin (enjoys sitting)

he’s the one celebrities call for their kids birthday parties !

grocery store lunch in Europe = bodega lunch in NYC

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I even bought a sweater about it

I don’t think I have ever drank this much alcohol in my life

last day in Dublin:

botanical garden
oscar Wilde house
Pokopia in my hotel room

hi I’m uncle magic the hip hop magician

not the 👀 emoji at 2:43am via slack

so I was wrong….

she gon call me baby boo

work trips are so fun, I try to figure out who is gay and it ends up just being me why are there no homos :/

dublin row houses are incredibly cute I’m gonna smile at every building

me

is this something

hotel bed after a red eye…. mmmmmmmmmm

heard a cat meow on my flight and it made me smile and ear to ear aww little buddy

maybe I just become a southeast asia yogi white flight gentrifier

and if this is the life… who’d argue?

hardware def comes into play that screen is a good friend of mine still :/

gn

batshit

weed numb

being stretched to my limits in a mental capacity, oscillating between ideations of going batshit and trying to numb it all out with marijuana

offset my entire god damn night holy fuck I’ve got to get killed

don’t fucking ask me about my job / work at the club what is wrong with you I came here to literally not think about that at all

no but I took chemistry again in college to try again and it went about as well as I expected.

anything happenstance that implies good luck to me actually forewarns bad luck because the karmatic lords above actually don’t believe I deserve any good will

I lost $40

a bird shat on my forehead on my way to a poker night and I should’ve taken that as a sign that I was not going to excel in tonight’s game

one time I got my test handed back first and the class applauded

I was so terrible at chemistry in high school and I still have nightmares about it. my teacher used to hand tests back out in order of highest to lowest roll call style

hey babe sorry I can’t talk I’m at gay guy mah jongg night

not yet!