Scott K

German potato salad is served warm and is therefore far superior to American potato salad. It often has brat bits in it too bc we Germans like putting sausage in everything.

Tear-based

I've never wanted to punch a can of paint so badly.

So we're just releasing names of deceased servicemembers without definitively verifying that they're deceased? What was CWO3 Marzan's next of kin told? This shit is completely unserious.

😂😂😂

Ah yes, the ol' titty tuck.

Me, preparing to post on Bluesky:

Almost there…

Selfie of me laying on my side on a couch staring at my cat, Luna (white/grey long-haired cat with dark calico highlights)

I MIGHT have been very stoned when this was taken. 😶‍🌫️

Into the sun, preferably.

greetings! we are the united states of america. our key exports are rc planes that bomb hospitals and lake-drinking robots that tell people to kill themselves

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

Fuck Tomi Lahren but "Good riddance and hide your dogs" was a banger. 💀

I love when I make myself breakfast for dinner. 🥰

watto's sopping wet pussy is the sole oasis in the tatooine desert

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

It implies that we are visitors in someone else’s country.

don’t let anyone rob you of your joy about kristi noem getting fired. we get to have a day.

Picture of my hand holding a 16o can of Puff Stuff Mango Mallow, a 10mg hemp-derived THC seltzer from Fargo's Drekker Brewery. The white label features bird (waterfowl?) being blasted with marshmallow fluff. Drekker's labels are weird, but their products are tasty.

I'll say this for the craft beer juice/smoothie fad, it set breweries up perfectly for entry into the cannabev market.

ICE took her kids’ childcare teacher away. 💔

Yesterday, MN parents urged lawmakers to support a bill requiring ICE agents have a judicial warrant before entering childcare centers, and keep ICE out of spaces where children are present.

Every Republican legislator present voted NO. #mnleg

Sure, but with a better Democrat at the helm, which was my whole point.

And to be clear, I'm not suggesting that criticizing politicians = not supporting them. There are valid criticisms to be made of folks like AOC and Mamdani, it doesn't mean I don't want them in office.

i wonder why they call us the great satan

Because sometimes the unknown is the better choice. We saw that just two days ago.

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No one is perfect, which means no one is immune from criticism. Years of coddling Democrats with kid gloves is how we got a party full of incompetent cowards. They're supposed to speak with our voice, so we have a civic duty to let them know when they aren't.

Day 6 of Operation Hit the Dab for Harambe

It's been wonderful seeing you two heal and grow together. Post all the selfies you want. 🫶

So hey i get that this might just be a thing i picked up and assumed when I was a kid but aren't the UN supposed to fucking do something or

My emotional support animal is just a rotisserie chicken.

This should be viral. This should be viral

Anyway, here's a podcast.