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Daniel Knobloch

@danktech.io

Full-time dad in Minneapolis Home baker Lapsed tech worker

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We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2015 πŸ” 431 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 34
Dum dum raccoon chose to run up the tree instead of the nearby cover

Dum dum raccoon chose to run up the tree instead of the nearby cover

Hundreds of night walks with the dog later, the sky trash panda emerges

07.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Homemade 17" NY style white pizza with kale

Homemade 17" NY style white pizza with kale

I'm with you. Kale white pizzas are my go-to.

It's like a spinach dip but more complex, and you can go in a few directions (goat cheese, artichoke hearts, mushroom, red onion, roasted red pepper).

I mean, I love pepperoni too, but veggie pies are just way more interesting imo

07.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 8905 πŸ” 2595 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 302

"I’m a Cheapskate"

Coming from a line of frugal Polish people, seeing this heading made me feel at home.

Hadn't seen the Hungarian folk dance before πŸ˜…

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhen I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 388 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 4

Hell yeah

06.03.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 160 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career

05.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 804 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 32
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Hear directly from Aliya Rahman, who was brutally pulled from her car and assaulted by ICE on her way to a doctor’s appointment, on the importance of extending the pre-eviction notice to 60 days. We are proud to have passed this policy today and are calling on Mayor Frey to sign it immediately.

05.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 422 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

once more for old time’s sake

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

He's more in the stating the problem business.

Solutions? We don't do that here.

05.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's fun to do! I submitted some bread last year, didn't win but got some good marks and notes back.

Gonna get em this year, and I need something to look forward to!

05.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, "Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping." -Fred Rogers

05.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn - you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think "oh, the lawnmower hates me" – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle.

I like the lawnmower comparison

04.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Explaining to my kids...the adrenaline, contention, and FOMO from appointment-based viewing is one of my favorite ways to feel old

04.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"I fear some [council members] are indifferent." Have you paid someone's rent, organized a fundraiser, gone on patrol, found someone an attorney, done someone's laundry, delivered groceries, held a baby of someone sheltering in fear? "If not you may be too far removed to have good judgment."

03.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 323 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 18

I hope we're the silent majority but I wonder about it too. It's sure fucked up sports, and broadened from there

03.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minneapolis and St Paul would like a word

02.03.2026 23:44 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm lapsed but not from fried fish

02.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is dish-ruiningly-bad

My mom "gifted" me some Planters peanuts that were unknowingly years past expiry, and I didn't do a smell or taste test.

Chopped them up and topped some Thai curry...and just.. instant regret.

On the bright side, at least you know that awful smell now.

02.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A real jump scare at the end, sheesh

02.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baking is my anti-anxiety go-to. You can’t let your mind spin if you are going to get your measurements right.

02.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
French bread pizza with cheese and pepperoni

French bread pizza with cheese and pepperoni

Cheesy bread

02.03.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

We were literally watching our community provide a ceremony at the Whipple building.

Hennepin County Sheriff’s then began to escalate tensions. This was disrespectful to our community, our culture, and our ancestors.

This created fear and was an attack on our right to peacefully assemble.

01.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 261 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
90s kid using ps/2 keyboard as hoverboard with homies surfing behind him

90s kid using ps/2 keyboard as hoverboard with homies surfing behind him

28.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Welp, it's a good day to stress eat carbs 🫠

Hope to see you at the bake sale!

28.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm very grateful for the local feed, as someone who sat out social media since ...The Facebook required .edu emails era.

Love the community on here!

28.02.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought Republicans hated gender neutral bathrooms

28.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œif you won’t let us use your product to spy on Americans and kill without supervision we will single-handedly destroy your business by fiat” is the single most authoritarian anti-business action I can ever remember any administration taking

28.02.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 3893 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 26

"Everybody comes from somewhere"

Loved that

27.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0