Emma

was literally just thinking I could use a new KM album omg you’re welcome everyone for manifesting

yes - her statement still applies to him especially since she said no twice to him about signing it and he kept asking… truly so wild people don’t get no means no!!

that man asking her to sign something over and over again and completely missing her point… oh Chappell you are better than me tbh I would’ve slapped that poster out of his hand!!

so glad we have an extra hour of sunlight but alas… i’m tired as shit yall

Lmfaooo my favorite Jax moment

happy international women’s day from jax taylor #PumpRules

been listening to a lot of CRJ lately.

a rainbow background with white text that says: “anyone else get high every day and start thinking about things if I was a man they would call me a philosopher unfortunately i’m just considered a mentally ill woman dependent on weed”

happy international women’s day or something ig

nvm I feel like shit

actually I take this back I should go out and cause more chaos more often that was fun

I am too awake and fucked up for it to be 1:30am but i’m crackling another stateside because why not

we need to be humbling men more!!! they’re too confident for my liking

just asked a man if he was from Ohio bc he was giving Ohio energy and he got offended… time to call it a night perhaps

bring back whimsy on bluesky!!! we need to laugh more on this app

drunk at the bar and don’t know how to tell everyone i’d like to go home to watch southern charm

this reboot in two words #LadiesofLondon

you will not regret it!!! two episodes of hilarity off the bat

Myka already annoying the hell out of me #LadiesofLondon

An accused madam, a weird bird lady, a royal adjacent and an etiquette coach all introduced as our cast of characters so far and i’m only halfway through the ep… oh this show is gonna go so hard I can just feel it #LadiesofLondon

I may be a sinner but I do have manners!!!!

this group of Mormon missionaries approached me on the street and asked if I wanted to “join them at church to cleanse myself of my sins.” my response was “absolutely the fuck not thank you though” and tbh i’m still laughing at their faces

forgot why I barely drive because holy shit after driving for 2 hours and seeing some of the worst, most unsafe driving the world has to offer on the PA turnpike… man I never wanna get behind the wheel again 😭

this is my favorite video to ever grace the internet I think

Congrats❤️❤️

tried to watch a movie with my parents tonight… it consisted of my dad snoring the whole time while my mom asked nonstop questions, only to then rewind because she realized she talked over the scenes that would answer her questions 🤦‍♀️

haven’t logged into mine since November 2024… wonder how that’s doing! 😭

needed this, thank you 🫡🙏

i’m enjoying Harry Styles new album but honestly he could put out 12 tracks of him farting and the 12 year old fan girl in me would always eat it up so

Feb/March always kicks my ass with seasonal depression but I decided to force myself to go to the gym today… forgot that endorphins really do help 😅