An announcement post for a subscribestar featuring Retro drawn in the style of Jiji from Kiki's delivery service
HI, SO... (let's try this again)
I made a SubscribeStar! I'll be detailing more on it in the comments, but rest assured, dear friend, that the quality and quantity of my content will not be dipping!
subscribestar.adult/retro-bait
Yayyyyyy
A YCH of a horny shirtless dog-sona holding his phone. Flat: £30 Species alt: £50 No ref: + £15
Hey there, pet. I think this could be you. Why don't you come and become part of the ✨ YCH! ✨
✨Comment or DM to book a slot
✨Payments through P*yPal
✨Hypno alt for freeee I love zonked pets
They should hire the narrator from Two Point Hospital to do them instead
“Guests are reminded, lube is slippery”
i'm not entirely sure how long i was in #hypno for the other day
but it wasn't long enough
need to be fried so hard i can't even remember my real name
😵💫
A drawing of Drake's sona, wearing a Scott Pilgrim pixel skull t-shirt and holding his phone, which has just received a message saying "Go put your collar on, Boy"
I play a brat as a joke, but it is just as simple as that, really. A confident sentence goes a LONG way.
(Also pls don't let this flop I worked hard on it)
Truly 😭😭 anything but that
Very much a non zero chance 😂
And otters and koalas and wolves and Canada lynx and loons and lil ant hills and butterflies and
FIRST? this is very surprising news 🤔
Oh woooooof 😈😜
No bc this is so hot
Can’t wait to see what disease Darklands is going to act as the superspreader event for this year!
Taking all bets
I’ve never seen so many train loos as this weekend
Handsome boyssss 🥺
Tacos La Guerra 🥵
It’s a taco stand outside the Whole Foods on Lincoln Rd. no idea what the hours are but “evening” 🤷
So. Damn. Good!
HELP:
My current flatmate is moving out so I'm looking to have someone move in with me in May.
I live in Manchester / Salford M5 postcode (can provide full address in DMs).
Rent + all bills total to ~£825-£900/month per person
More details below 👇
Damn right! Best sport there is hehe 😛 🥰
These are so adorably oh my god 🥺
Honestly it couldn’t have been closer and hard fought, well played
AND the first men’s gold for the US in 46 years which is WILD. This game was not good for my stress levels…
Shame Canada didn’t pip it in the end but thrilled for the US players, no lose situation really 🎉
Hahahahaya pretty much honestly 😂😂
But it’s HOCKEY!! 🏒
This fucking GAME
This game is not good for my blood pressure
Exactlyyyyyyy!
This OT is going to be TENSE
AHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SAKE
Round 2 lets GOOOOOOO 🇨🇦
No this isn’t today I’m still very much at work and sober 🙄
God this is an awful photo and what is that pose? 😭😭
Anyway have a very drunk rubber dog
S T R E S S
