krook

me and oomf got a £15 chair off fb marketplace and carried it for 3km along a bike path back home life is infinitely better when u lowball people

apparently the WOKE LEFT (my gf who cant sleep) doesnt like it when you TAKEAWAY AFFORDABLE HOUSING (i took all the blankets) and DEFUND HEALTHCARE (i kept kicking her in my sleep)

this dog is too pretty to crash out (but damn is she this fucking close)

try to remember some for next time then!

a dessert is best enjoyed after a hearty meal

i spent half the night making out with a girl and the other half listening to her tell me dinosaur facts so it was an alright night i think

everyones taking about the "KrookTM Challenge!"

its a challenge where you go to party but you're an hour and a half late and you're still doing your make up!!!

everyone should try the "KrookTM Challenge!"

ok so hear me out the lipstick is a bit messy (and hair but outlier) but im really happy with the eyeshadow for a first attempt actually

thank u for the kind birthday words i had a fun one..

is my birthday.....everyone be nice to me.......

being in a cule is great u can just take ur gfs coats and theres nothing she can do about it

pawsome bag....

yeah!!!! yeuahyeah!!!!!!!!

smoking that shit that made yugi say "oh"

so are you buying something or not

some of you tbh

new skirt is cool actualy...

good question....

fear inducing message

listen i know the reprints are really cool but can we talk about how funny the pumpking's "negate" is

so apparently ive been sleep walking but not in a funny cool "go to the fridge and make a sandwich while asleep" way but more of a "ill wake up sat completely upright saying 'good puppy!' and rubbing the mattress because i dreamt i was rubbing a puppy girls tummy" kinda way

kroon update:

still obsessed with this look actually

same actually

nono autism plus i couldn't afford premium

u know what u came up with this so quickly that im impressed

new slur exclusively made for mejust dropped

im on premium plans u aint never heard of

my wife said i look like a bratz doll which is the highest compliment i could receive

i need to get more serious and less silly i had oomf up against a wall in the smoking aread and she asked "are you flirting with me or is this a bit"