apple's hello neo video
nice try apple, with this macbook neo. too bad it won't even open linkedin with only 8 gigs of ram. or is that a feature?
04.03.2026 18:06
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apple's hello neo video
nice try apple, with this macbook neo. too bad it won't even open linkedin with only 8 gigs of ram. or is that a feature?
here’s one:
```
def add_numbers(a: int, b: int) -> int:
llm = ChatOpenAI()
prompt = ChatPromptTemplate.from_template(
"Add the following two numbers and return only the result:\n{a} + {b}"
)
chain = prompt | llm
result = chain.invoke({"a": a, "b": b})
return int(result)
```
why doesn’t bob just vibe code the house?
anyone here using mastodon? i'd like to join the federation, wondering what's the best server to start.
yeah but then are you really adding or
rather subtracting?
business continuity not included. servers work hard, tips are always appreciated.
oh yeah, i didn’t tip and it turned into day long outage today.
customer: “my flight was cancelled.”
ASS: “why do you feel your flight was cancelled?”
customer: “i need a refund.”
ASS: “tell me more about needing a refund.”
i can’t say which airline because of nda, but if you’ve ever slept on an airport floor, statistically it’s them.
we basically took ELIZA, changed the font, and deployed it to production. that’s it.
new side gig update:
we’re deploying an Artificial Stupidity System (ASS) for a major airline. not AI. ASS.
the brief was simple:
“customers are afraid of artificial intelligence. can we instead give them something more familiar? like greg from gate 42.”
i don’t understand the point of checking technical writing skills. whenever i vibe code, i just use vague descriptions like “claude, build me a clone of aws”. it doesn’t really work, but my boss is hyped about ai, so at least it makes him happy.
claude code asking for a tip
this tipping culture is spreading everywhere. it used to be just sit-down restaurants, now it came to ai coding tools.
coming up: my http 500 error spinning an ipad around:
“It’s just going to ask you a quick question”
someone at apple trying to hit their kpis hard. your video just costed them a promotion.
jack dorsey announcing block layoffs
why is jack writing like me
lowercase. no punctuation discipline. “today we’re making one of the hardest decisions”
sir that’s my exact brand voice when i deploy to prod on a friday
modern gaming: 400GB download, 1TB day one patch, cinematic grass physics, $19.99 horse armor.
1990 gaming:
you encounter a dragon
you die
honestly? peak.
frankly, the last time i saw art in a video game me was 1990.
logging into a bbs at 2am to play legend of the red dragon.
no shaders. no battle pass. just raw ansi colors and the crushing realization that even in a text-based tavern, someone with more charisma stats will steal your girlfriend.
claude code asking for a tip
this tipping culture is spreading everywhere. it used to be just sit-down restaurants, now it came to ai coding tools.
coming up: my http 500 error spinning an ipad around:
“It’s just going to ask you a quick question”
github asking to use only secure 2fa methods, claims that sms is not secure.
a sign that we've made some progress as a society.
programming bootcamp in 2026:
“welcome to week 1. today we’ll learn how to open claude code”
week 2:
“prompt engineering fundamentals. please remember to say ‘please’ so the model doesn’t unionize.”
week 3:
“debugging. when the app crashes, we’ll paste the stack trace back to the ai and wait.”
meanwhile every yc founder just pivoted from ai girlfriend to ai pastor.
series a deck:
- tam: 1.3b catholics
- moat: apostolic succession but with embeddings
- exit: the rapture
imagine grinding through 8 years of seminary just to be replaced by generate_sermon(topic="forgiveness", tone="gentle but firm").
futurism.com/artificial-i...
how’d you get a stamp book from canada post in the first place? i thought they’ve been on strike since forever.
preferably via mcp, otherwise a bluesky post is fine too.
uber app that says “your driver claude code is finishing a production deployment and will arrive soon”
anthropic today:
“We’ll disrupt the global labor market in the next 18 months.”
anthropic in 18 months:
“Claude is driving for Uber between inference requests. It just cancelled your deployment because it had to pick up a passenger at the airport.”
yeah, i’m pretty sure that someone ran a barbarous distillation attack against my blog a few years ago. gotta grep the logs.
is that really much different from anthropic/openai scraping websites and training their models on them?
earlier today i saw a post on my linkedin that said
"traditional blue sky is dead. i've just vibe coded a bunch of online friends using gpt codex in 5 minutes."
but on a serious side, no idea. maybe it's just that people here don't get my jokes.
graduation ceremony:
they hand you a macbook and a framed screenshot of your best prompt.
parents crying in the audience:
“that’s my child. they deployed to production without reading the docs.”
week 4:
“distributed systems. your saas will be 12 wrappers around openai and one supabase instance you don’t understand.”
capstone project:
raise $4M to build ‘ai-powered todo list for founders with ADHD.’
exit to microsoft for $300m.
programming bootcamp in 2026:
“welcome to week 1. today we’ll learn how to open claude code”
week 2:
“prompt engineering fundamentals. please remember to say ‘please’ so the model doesn’t unionize.”
week 3:
“debugging. when the app crashes, we’ll paste the stack trace back to the ai and wait.”