Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast

I kill one peasant and I am a murderer. Tiber Septum kills a million and he’s a god. Explain to me how that’s fair.

In other news, the Oblivion cops put me in fantasy jail just because I murdered everyone in Dirthack or whatever they call that podunk town for being mean to me. This is anti-adventuress discrimination.

I think people are just used to him getting away with everything tbh. Like, part of me feels like he wiggle his way out of this jam for no other reason than the fact he always does.

nobody wants to admit it, but lawful neutral is the safest alignment for us to live under

the cishets need to be governed by the cold and unfeeling iron hand of HR and corporate mandated sensitivity training

I do think 5e (2014)‘s core three books are when it peaked tbh.

In fairness, everyone nowadays including the literal rule book says to just start at level 3 unless it’s everyone’s first campaign.

I think different people complain about different things. I was thinking more of story focused “narrative” rulesets than OSR with my original example.

I guess it’s all relative because I compare 5e’s subclass based builds in a can to 3.5‘s splatbook hell and just don’t see it.

I think the problem is that people got psyoped by Big Illiteracy into thinking more rules = harder to learn, play, and run when that isn’t always true.

“A longsword does d8 plus your strength modifier in damage” is easier to learn, play, and run than “idk sis, u figure it out.”

I really hope the American people can grasp the concept of linear time this go around because if the voters pull another “2020 was during Biden’s term” and decide oil prices going up due to starting a war justified the war as punishment for oil prices going up, I swear to God…

You’d think this gentleman would be more appreciative of the taboo against slurring the cognitively impaired, all things considered.

He says approximately 57 things that would have ended Joe Biden’s presidency daily.

Oh so *now* it's the Defense Department

US likely hit girls school attached to Iranian military compound Military investigation hasn’t definitively concluded American forces caused what appeared to be deadliest strike of war.

“Look, just because we had planes over there at that time and place dropping bombs on nearby targets doesn’t mean Finland or Nigeria couldn’t have done it. We can’t say for certain.”

Age of Apostasy because shit was so fucked the Black Templars were on the side of the religious moderates.

New Costco fan “This photo is a great testament to the Costco hot dog/soda deal,” says Lisa Wissman, of Fishers, Indiana, a longtime Costco member and proud new grandmother. “The hot dog is about the same length as my new grandson Archer!”

just found out America's third largest magazine is Costco Connection and its circulation is nearly 16 million 🤯

also it features stuff like size comparisons of babies and hotdogs

Oil is actually much harder to transport while on fire. Petrochemical engineers refer to this as the ”Owie-Burney Effect.”

Again, darkly hilarious that “steal the oil” has been an obsession of his the entirety of his political career and then he blew up the oil place.

I think the trans community ends up stronger by the end of all this, but things get worse before they get better because the Discourse Generators need a scapegoat for their bad life decisions.

He needs an excuse for backing Trump now that things have really gone tits up, so he’s going to blame us for his choice when the only tits we made go up (or down in transmasc cases) are our own.

Yoshisaur T. Munchakoopas is my name and I’ma tell you how I beat CPB at their own game. I lied on my import forms because I don’t give a fuck and now I’m practically rolling around in big bucks. I’ve got five million dollars in my attic undeclared and another million more hidden under the stairs. I

They did the meme.

Can’t remember who posted it but the political gotcha question has now gone from asking left wingers “what is a woman? (gender) to asking right wingers “what is a woman“ (age).

I was willing to rep and take one for the team. But if you’re going to be putting on clown shoes, I get to wear heels.

“What is a woman?”

Fuck you. You can’t define “war,” “surrender” or “six weeks.”

Remember when words communicated concepts which could be combined to express ideas? Those were the days. I miss language.

this could be the apsr but u playin

I miss when there was a status quo. I’m not interested in relitigating the particulars. I’m just saying it was nice to have a relatively stable model of the world. It helped you stay situated.

George Woker Bush and his father, the late George Her/they Woker Bush

The HW in Bush I stands for hhhrrrreeeughk *throws up on the Prime Minister of Japan* woke.