Albo has clarified that the three Australians onboard the US submarine that torpedoed the Iranian ship were in the loo at the time which is a well-recognised defence under international law to the charge of waging aggressive war
The government has unceremoniously dumped its ridiculous attempt to make FOI law even worse, which is not a good outcome because it'll now say oh well we tried and we're left with the hopelessly non-transparent status quo.
Well, something's very clear to everyone
Khamenei Senior is being replaced by Khamenei Junior, remarkable progress on the regime change front.
To clarify, according to the latest from the President: the US did not attack Iran because it anticipated Iran would attack it because Israel was going to attack Iran. The US attacked Iran because it forced Israel to attack Iran because Iran was going to attack Israel after the US attacked Iran.
On the plus side, our vote held up well in gated communities
Tell it to the ICC mate
Contender for the least true assertion in human history
This of course also throws Albo's instant and pre-emptive support for the US attack into a different and sharp relief
oops he said the quiet part out loud - the US just went to war because it was manipulated into it by Netanyahu
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Fortunately, America does always know what's best for brown people, so much better than they think they know themselves
War, conducted by a toddler
A cynic might ponder the skin colour of all the countries the US has been bombing back to the Stone Age since the 1950s
Extra-judicial assassination has a long history of making things worse. Countries that use it as a policy externally are Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, the US and Israel.
The good news is that this time, the US intervening militarily in the Middle East to impose “regime change” will not sow the seeds for yet another generation of West-hating Islamic fundamentalism that inevitably morphs into terrorism.
Mission Accomplished, such a relief that it’s all done and dusted so soon
It’s an unusual way to fight Tories, admittedly
Albo is turning the temperature down by backing an illegal war against a sovereign state, ok, cool are we all feeling cool
Tony Abbott, 2013: “Jesus knew that there was a place for everything. And it is not necessarily everyone's place to come to Australia”
Albo, 2026: “I have nothing but contempt for these people [the Australians trapped in Syrian camps]”
Which one is worse?
What can happen to a centre left government party when it decides to follow the racists to the populist right, forgetting that it doesn’t have a mortgage on the left
This is completely untrue. He said "if there was any misinterpretation, then I certainly apologise", which is not an apology. He then went on to dissemble about what he had meant when he called her "difficult", and he offered no apology at all to Grace.
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This is untrue and nobody's buying it. Scott Morrison-level gaslighting.
No. Dig up.
albo (verb): to become one of the tories you used to claim you liked fighting
This is an unusual thing to do to your own people unless you're, like, North Korea
She’s Palestinian, you idiots
It's impossible to take the government's talk of spending restraint seriously while it insists on handing tens of billions of dollars to the US for submarines we'll never see.
