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teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

please join me in my semiannual tradition of wishing harm, ill, and misfortune on jason kenney and whichever of his scheming viziers and lackeys put the wrong time zone on the 2021 referendum.
🔮may they be among the albertans who needlessly suffer heart attacks in 5̶6AM traffic 🔮

[Kyle Schwarber hits a home run]: I love the American man Kyle Schwarber. He is shaped like a fire hydrant and does bad things to baseballs.

[the camera cuts to a crowd of Arizonans hooting and/or hollering]: Death To The American Swine

yeah i guess you could that i'm unc, uncer the influence

has he said, like, why he does this? i almost understand not thinking its too weird, but what does he gain by not sitting on the seat?? does he live alone and just not want to touch the seat to move it? is his ass unimaginably large, this just raises so many followup questions

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your never gonna keep me down

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If LLM boosters were so confident in their tools. they wouldn't be ashamed to put "made with AI" on their stuff. They would consider it a badge of excellence.

The simple fact that they try to hide it tells you everything you need to know.

excellent way to sit

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i think of this tweet so often lol

i consider this good

an entire page from a ficontec manual that says "47.2 Clock" followed by a grey analog clock (the built-in one from labview) the caption says "Fig. 493: Clock, A Clock" its page 534 out of 536

hey guys, check this out

people are constantly repeating the line that the generative features are used as much as Layers, and I would love to hear the completely deranged way they're fudging those numbers if you can dig it up

i had to ask IT for permission to fuck with the registry on my work laptop to turn off acrobat's ai nonsense, definitely feels like a Scheme to send everyone's confidential documents to the cloud. Stopped using LR when they did the cc subscription stuff, and i hear they've really only made it slower

Grim Reaper with the 1920s Warner Bros logo (looking suspiciously like Michigan J Frog) knocks on the door of Oracle, while doors labeled with the previous Warner acquisitions have bloody trails leading from them

the metrology team at ISIS absolutely love these switch relay modules, so I know they'll meet your needs

i get to cancel a meeting today because a salesman failed a trade compliance check, how do sell voltmeters and end up on the no-fly list or whatever man, that's pretty good

if you expect a quick end to the iranian regime just because its leadership was decapitated you may be disappointed. like imagine if the situation were reversed and america's supreme leader and defense secretary had been killed. that's right, go ahead, imagine it. think about it all day if you like.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Listen to Uni’s little meow :3

Doak (@doaknet): "In high school we had a bit we called "The Orb" where at night we put a bunch of glow sticks in a fish bowl in the middle of the road and if a car slowed down to look at it our friend would come out from behind a tree in his gorilla suit"