My boner is huge but so is my concern for global warming with a little shark digital image.
09.03.2026 04:35
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My boner is huge but so is my concern for global warming with a little shark digital image.
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”
international women’s day
Noooo don't start a podcast ur so sexy aha
Do you reckon if Jesus came back Christians would tear him apart and eat him to heal themselves
I don't have to know I'm bathed in his blood so I'm impervious to all damage
That's just the woke mind virus talking
I did lick his asshole one time but that's neither here nor there
only thing that genuinely snaps me out of a manic episode is me alcoholic mate who is like "you are better than this. please eat something and sleep" straightens me out yeah I will
I actually am good at giving prophecies when I'm sober
(I think it's an anxiety disorder and an overactive imagination but nooo babe I'm inhaling the vapours x)
Like I used to love her in No Doubt now she is a little MAGA cheerleader, ugh
Gwen Stefani your downfall should be studied in a lab (derogatory)
like idk that much about Ormazd but he seems nice
I think it's goth - they just leave you on that tower when you're dead to rot but for carrion that's cunty
Oh wait i remember I applied to be a christian monk that one time does it matter if i try to be a Zoroastrian priest
I BATHED IN HIS BLOOD
The inevitable vomit urge came up and jokes on you I haven't eaten in like 2 days and I'm fine I'm full of the life of Arkay
Honestly love!
Listen not against pissing on men but come on
Like that man that wanted me to travel to his house with a 2 litre bottle of piss outside during quarantine maria...
Using a water flosser to floss my teeth,
using a bidet to floss my booty hole
As above, so below
When I was amongst the Yorkshire Moors I had a man who wanted me to piss on him whilst he wore his wife's underwear
WUTHERING HEIGHTS
honestly? werk
sorry cigarettes, how posh
One drawback to keeping my hair cut short is I used to be able to hide fags in my curls and my beard
I get that she's taking the piss...but it's iconic yes pour some misery down on me
being a more leaning towards men bisexual man is so funny like what do you mean I found out I was bisexual the wrong way round and I like to fuck women too
true, she stands by love and fear
oh i've been stanning within temptation since forever Sharon den Adel EATSSSSSSSSS
the way she hates this song as well 😭
