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Dan πŸ’™πŸ’œπŸ’–

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Dan (he/him) | UK | idk think of an interesting bio and put it here πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨ @c3nric.bsky.social

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My boner is huge but so is my concern for global warming with a little shark digital image.

My boner is huge but so is my concern for global warming with a little shark digital image.

09.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 13288 πŸ” 4090 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 41

Noooo don't start a podcast ur so sexy aha

07.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you reckon if Jesus came back Christians would tear him apart and eat him to heal themselves

07.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't have to know I'm bathed in his blood so I'm impervious to all damage

07.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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That's just the woke mind virus talking

07.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I did lick his asshole one time but that's neither here nor there

07.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

only thing that genuinely snaps me out of a manic episode is me alcoholic mate who is like "you are better than this. please eat something and sleep" straightens me out yeah I will

07.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually am good at giving prophecies when I'm sober

(I think it's an anxiety disorder and an overactive imagination but nooo babe I'm inhaling the vapours x)

07.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like I used to love her in No Doubt now she is a little MAGA cheerleader, ugh

07.03.2026 04:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gwen Stefani your downfall should be studied in a lab (derogatory)

07.03.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

like idk that much about Ormazd but he seems nice

07.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's goth - they just leave you on that tower when you're dead to rot but for carrion that's cunty

07.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wait i remember I applied to be a christian monk that one time does it matter if i try to be a Zoroastrian priest

07.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I BATHED IN HIS BLOOD

07.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The inevitable vomit urge came up and jokes on you I haven't eaten in like 2 days and I'm fine I'm full of the life of Arkay

07.03.2026 04:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly love!

07.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen not against pissing on men but come on

Like that man that wanted me to travel to his house with a 2 litre bottle of piss outside during quarantine maria...

07.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Using a water flosser to floss my teeth,

using a bidet to floss my booty hole

As above, so below

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was amongst the Yorkshire Moors I had a man who wanted me to piss on him whilst he wore his wife's underwear

WUTHERING HEIGHTS

07.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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honestly? werk

07.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry cigarettes, how posh

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One drawback to keeping my hair cut short is I used to be able to hide fags in my curls and my beard

07.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I get that she's taking the piss...but it's iconic yes pour some misery down on me

07.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains
Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains YouTube video by GarbageVEVO

youtu.be/GpBFOJ3R0M4?... wig

07.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

being a more leaning towards men bisexual man is so funny like what do you mean I found out I was bisexual the wrong way round and I like to fuck women too

07.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
LACUNA COIL - Enjoy the Silence - US Version (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
LACUNA COIL - Enjoy the Silence - US Version (OFFICIAL VIDEO) YouTube video by Century Media Records

youtu.be/Lx58hXh4pVA?... ok still bisexual

07.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

true, she stands by love and fear

07.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh i've been stanning within temptation since forever Sharon den Adel EATSSSSSSSSS

07.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the way she hates this song as well 😭

07.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0