Fluer'a 🩵🫐💙

Baby catte (doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Baby catte (doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Baby catte (doo doo doo doo doo doo)
Baby catte

This is a picture of me telling someone on Hinge that they look like if you attempted to draw Anthony Kiedis from memory

I figured out how to make the Cinnamoroll cafe blue curry

And will use this information to make a horrifying Fluer blue curry with star naan

I no longer want to be the graphic tee and jeans man so I bought hair clips to put in my tiny ass bangs

they glow in the dark

They're on a date and you're interrupting them

I would have done a "fanfest at home" thing in the city had I known people before cupsleeve but I made plans to go out of state 😭

I forgot how to act in front of other people's family because I saw a menu item and almost said "damn, I'm a SLUT for garlic" out loud

Every nui is nourished by every food pic!

It's not so much a rolanberry cheesecake but the child got to taste a cheesecake brulee with berry sauce

Adulthood is standing over a pot of dangerous soup to see how long it'll take to make the perfect shade of fluer blue

(spoiler: 30 seconds)

Doing my obligation as a Filipino father and had the child meet the homie

Update on a sewing project with the child demonstrating how functional the pocket is

If you ever want to be an asshole, sew up some swim trunks for your nemesis with this and wait 30 seconds after they jump into water

Letting the child have ice cream for breakfast just this once

I bought 200 of these for 5 bucks and I still have a bunch more help

If your SO doesn't approve of you putting up glow in the dark stars in your room, I suggest you throw the entire SO in the trash

Why need a dating app when I found my platonic soulmate by making a joke PF?

Me and bunny hubband rolling for stats for their kid

Fluer: Chaotic evil
Bunny hubband: Lawful evil

Their son: Lawful good (??????what)

Mr. Mamdani told me to stay the fuck home so this is today's fit

Noooooo! Be safe out there

You got work despite the travel ban? D:

Happy Cat Day from the one who is 75% cat and 25% person

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Please consider helping Ivy. Last I heard they were testing for Tylenol poisoning but we still don't know why she isn't oxygenating and I haven't had any news yet. the bulk of the costs (so far) are bloodwork, the actual hospitalization, and she currently needs to be in an oxygen cage.

Got the child a mandarin cake for LNY

If you want to be slime food, be my guest XD

If I ever have a plot of land for my friends and I to live on, this will be at the entrance

My ranch is gay and that's not just okay, it's great

I thought getting mogged was a term for getting robbed by moogles

I was laying in bed and I suddenly remembered this video from way back in the day

This guy came in and while everyone was talking about his face, i said this out loud instead