Chloe 🦋

The last thing America needs is the man with a DEAD WORM IN HIS BRAIN (from meat he voluntarily ate) telling us where real food is located.

Good news: RFK Jr. is now making it easier to find out which barbecue restaurants across the country are serving brisket with a side of raw milk, worms, toilet seat cocaine, and a heaping scoop of fascism!

Life is short. Take risks. Give your situationship cookies that say “I love you” on Valentine’s Day and do not elaborate further.

Cold take: If you can’t stand spending four days snowed in with your partner, then you probably shouldn’t be in a relationship.

Whole milk is made from the whole cow.

2% milk is made from the top 2% of cows.

Reduced fat milk is made from cows on Ozempic.

Skim milk is made from cows who didn’t do their assigned reading in class and used SparkNotes.

Analog milk is made from cows who still use typewriters.

Revealed: Four Businesses with Ties to Patriot Front Operating in North Texas The neo-Nazi group is engaged in a strategy to establish an independent economic ecosystem. Through publicly available information, interviews, and in-person observation, the Observer has identified…

New from @stevanzetti.bsky.social and @tristanl.ee: Through analysis of publicly available information, interviews and in-person observation, the Observer identified multiple companies in the Dallas-Fort Worth area operated by individuals with connections to Patriot Front.

I am betting $10,000 that in six months or less RFK Jr. will give FDA approval to tapeworm egg pills as a natural weight loss treatment, on advice by the ghost of the worm in his brain.

If a restaurant is owned by a private equity firm it is NOT a hidden gem nor will ever be.

How do we get people to realize that when we say “tax the rich” we don’t mean your finance bro boyfriend barely making six figures, we mean the people who make his annual salary every day

For Christmas, Pumpkin was gifted an entire Costco warehouse! She is currently on her shift there now 🐈‍⬛

Nuka-Cola Fallout Vault-Tec Supply Pack Jones Soda Review [Quantum, Sunset Sarsaparilla, Nuka-Grape] YouTube video by BoopCreate

If you’re a fan of Fallout, Jones Soda brought back Nuka Cola Quantum (and other flavors!!) finally after ten years! Costco currently has an exclusive 12 pack, which I reviewed and enjoyed :) Perfect gift for the Fallout fan in your life!

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The 2025 writers room is still pushing horrific storylines

I could never marry a man who hates girl dinner. What do you mean a Caesar salad and truffle fries is not a complete meal? Have you no love for a charcuterie board? Bruschetta? If your masculinity is so fragile it’s destroyed by a cheese board, I fear you aren’t that masculine to begin with.

I really hate having morals sometimes because grifting to the right would be ridiculously easy… All you have to do is write a failing essay in college or score fifth in a swim competition and you’re set for life making commission off affiliate links for horse dewormer.

Liberals won’t like to see this, but gas is now only $1.95 after a rebate, which I’m sure will be simple to get. We can’t stop winning! 🦅🇱🇷

Excerpt from a BBC article: ""We usually work, 10, 11 or 12 hours a day," says a 49-year-old woman from Jiangxi unwilling to give her name. "On Sundays we work around three hours less." She is in an alleyway, where a dozen people are huddled around a row of bulletin boards. They are reading the job ads on the board, while examining the stitching on a pair of chinos draped over it. This is Shein's supply chain. The factories are contracted to make clothes on order - some small, some big. If the chinos are a hit, orders will ramp up and so must production. Factories then hire temporary workers to meet the demand their permanent staff cannot fulfil. The migrant worker from Jiangxi is looking for a short-term contract - and the chinos are an option. "We earn so little. The cost of living is now so high," she says, adding that she hopes to make enough to send back to her two children who are living with their grandparents. "We get paid per piece," she explains. "It depends how difficult the item is. Something simple like a t-shirt is one-two yuan [less than a dollar] per piece and I can make around a dozen in an hour.""

The people who make Shein's clothes labor for ten to twelve hours per day (in violation of China's labor laws), some up to seven days a week, and earn as little as 15 to 30 cents per t-shirt.

Delete all dating apps. Bring your Nintendo 3DS everywhere with you. Turn StreetPass on. Go to crowded places. Anxiously wait until you see the green light like a modern day Gatsby. When you finally see it, you’ve found your soulmate. Track them down and prepare to fall in love again and again.

I don’t know how anyone could statistically follow almost 4,000 accounts and not have at least one of them be on OF. I follow people who have an OF. This is a non issue.

What is an issue are the actual predators in government right now, that are hidden in the Epstein files.

Amateur gold diggers go for the man with the Rolex and the new BMW.

Professional gold diggers chase the men with binders of Pokemon and Magic the Gathering cards and a 2004 Toyota Camry.

Running social experiments in my Republican suburban neighborhood right now. Stay tuned for results.

The mainstream media won’t report this, but I finally got my No Kings check from George Soros. 🦅

I miss the Hatch Act.

(Yes, this is unfortunately the real White House website right now: www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...)

James Talarico: We have politicians who have ‘Christ follower’ in their Twitter bios, but they are kicking the sick off health care. It's estimated 51,000 Americans will die needlessly if these GOP cuts go through. That's 51,000 flesh and blood human beings. That’s a moral crime

Leaked clip of House Republicans.

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit in front of reporters or an ICE agent brutally attacking a mother in front of her children, both sides have subjected our most vulnerable citizens to disturbing images.

Nexstar, the largest TV broadcaster, needs Donald Trump's approval for a $6 billion deal.

If approved, Nexstar would control TV stations reaching 80% of households — violating the cap set by Congress to protect against monopolies.

This censorship of Kimmel reeks of corruption.

Genuinely thought this was ironic merch for an evil fictional corporation from a video game/anime until I saw the last picture and article….

November 13th is Jimmy Kimmel’s birthday.

Let’s go to Starbucks and order his favorite drink.

When they ask your name, say “I am Jimmy Kimmel.” 🇱🇷

#WeAreJimmyKimmel #satire

If your church didn't address the firing of Jimmy Kimmel today, find a new church.