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@pattyb92

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Just downloaded Kalshi, and I foresee that being…problematic. 🙃

07.03.2026 23:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Got crabs in Miami
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

05.03.2026 22:20 👍 165 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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a group of cartoon characters celebrating a birthday with a cake . ALT: a group of cartoon characters celebrating a birthday with a cake .

Happy Birthday!!

02.03.2026 13:54 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She’s not like a regular mom. She’s a cool mom! 😊

27.02.2026 13:59 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I posted an Instagram story last night that had a typo, and I didn’t realize until this morning. Going to go die in shame 💀

26.02.2026 16:13 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I swear to God, if I heard even one “Uncle Jeff” during tonight’s premier, I’m done for the season…

26.02.2026 00:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Awry

24.02.2026 00:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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We do both love a tall man! 😍

24.02.2026 00:37 👍 52 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🥲

21.02.2026 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🙂‍↕️

21.02.2026 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, yes.

21.02.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bought a new brand of underwear for the first time in years. Can’t wait to inevitably be disappointed in them! 🙃

20.02.2026 22:26 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Woke up to no hot water in our apartment. Happy Friday the 13th! 🤗

13.02.2026 13:33 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s finally warm enough to run outside again! 😍

11.02.2026 23:34 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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a cartoon of spongebob saying " i neeeeeed it " ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying " i neeeeeed it "

Read this post in SpongeBob’s voice lol

11.02.2026 16:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks bud 😉

11.02.2026 04:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.02.2026 03:42 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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✂️💇🏼‍♂️✂️

10.02.2026 21:44 👍 140 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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🚰

10.02.2026 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.02.2026 12:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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09.02.2026 03:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.02.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .

Bonus hit today, and it’s got me feeling boujee AF 🤑

06.02.2026 21:15 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.02.2026 14:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww, thank you!! 😊

04.02.2026 19:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who doesn’t love a fun little secret? 🤫

04.02.2026 11:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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5 months til the wedding! Lifting routine going well, but very over the treadmill 😵‍💫

04.02.2026 01:49 👍 159 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looooove him

03.02.2026 17:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Roll it back for a surprise 🙊

02.02.2026 04:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Foreskin be like:

02.02.2026 03:40 👍 130 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0