My husbot may look introspective, but he's still scanning your arousal level so he can react on time. #asfr #bluf

PSA: Make sure your husbot is programmed for all positions. Some companies want to cut corners. #asfr #muircap

Husbot complete. He wasn't going for the artificial look, it's just how he's programmed. #asfr #bluf

I made my husbot divide by 0 and created a cascade of errors codes. Who's the daddy now? Don't worry, I reset him. #asfr #muircapmonday

I rather like this picture, even if it is a little blurry. #muircap #bluf

Husbot online and ready to go. #asfr #muircapmonday

Husbot initiation sequence activated. Please stand by. #muircapmonday #afsr

"They even took my appendix out - they threw that in for free. "

This is an old picture when I first bought my husbot. He is in the shop for some upgrades. Can't wait. Oh, and #abolishice

I love watching husbot get ready for our next session. #asfr #bluf

Husbot hates it when I pause him like this. Hey, I got to use what control I have. I might be "punished" for this later. #asfr #bluf

My husbot can give me his attention while scanning for any problems that may happen on the train. #asfr #bluf #toughglovestuesday

Husbot got disconnected. Can you plug him back in? #asfr #muircapmonday

Husbot in standby mode to prepare for fireworks later! 😈

Sounds like your description could describe anything released in the last couple of years...

Husbot loves his new police shirt a bit too much. Guess that's what I get buying a repurposed law enforcement droid. He does make it look good. Maybe he'll cuff me, too! 😈 #wearitwednesday #muircap #bluf

Husbot can be tough when he is programmed for it, but can be tender, too, just not when he's wearing the cap. #asfr #muircapmonday

"Oh, what darling little birds!"

You know Mr. Husbot means business when he looks at you like this. And you had better address him as Mr. Unless you want to be punished. #asfr #bluf

Is this a malfunction? I'll need to look into it. #asfr #gayleatherpride

"Husbot online and functioning within established parameters."

It's amazing that my husbot cooks the dinner and does the dishes and still has enough charge to provide "dessert." #asfr

When the husbot gets out the police baton, you know things are about to get wild!

PSA: Always make sure your husbot is programmed with the safe word.

"New aggression setting confirmed. All systems operational. Clean these filthy boots, you animal!"

I love it when my husbot takes control. #asfr

Husbot is in standby mode for the weekend. What do you think will happen? #asfr #gayleatherpride

Fully charged and ready to go! #asfr #muircapmonday #gayleatherpride

Husbot has something for you. 🍆😈 #asfr #gayleatherpride

It's cute that he thinks he can be the boss. It is only programming and kick ass hardware! 🍆😈 #asfr #gayleatherpride

Anyone else up for Sunday funday? 😈🍆 #gayleatherpride