U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission

Gotta name the sludge bins.

What are the character rules for shouting words? How many letters do you include if a character is shouting? Was 8 Os enough? Too many? Needed more? Is there a comic book author on Bluesky who can advise?

UNCLE ROOOOOOOOY!

A guy at a pool drinking a fruit-filled cocktail and looking at his phone. A monster is coming out of the pool behind him. The guy doesn't notice, because he is distracted by his phone. His young nephew says, "Uncle Roy, there's a guy." The text reads: Nothing good happens when you're distracted at the pool. Always watch kids at pools and spas.

Soon.

[Getting a detailed briefing from a career engineer about the various complicated functions of a highly specific machine the size of a school bus]

What's its name?!

Excuse me?

The machine. What is its given name?

Gotta name the sludge bins.

Just because there is a picture of the product on fire on the box doesn't mean... Hold on. [Puts hand to ear] I'm getting... [Shifts in chair] We're getting some new information...

CPSC urges consumers to stop using the magnetic stick figures toy sets immediately and dispose of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous magnetic toy sets.

CPSC issued a Notice of Violation to the seller Hefei Ao Ze Trading Co., Ltd. doing business as Top magnets, of China. Top magnets has not responded to the Notice of Violation.

The figures’ arms and legs with magnets can detach when pulled. The toy sets contain stronger than permitted magnets that fit within CPSC’s small parts cylinder and violate the mandatory standard for toys posing a risk of serious injury or death if ingested by children.

Top magnets magnetic men stick figures

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using TOP MAGNETS Magnetic Stick Figure Toy Sets Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Magnet Ingestion; Violates Mandatory Standard for Toys www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

This chainsaw appears hazardous. Please report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

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JunShengyoung, of China, manufactured this product and has been unresponsive to CPSC requests for a recall or information about this product. CPSC urges consumers to dispose of the defective heated insoles immediately and follow local hazardous waste disposal procedures.

CPSC is warning consumers to stop using Junsyoung heated insoles immediately because the internal lithium-ion battery can overheat and ignite while in use, posing a risk of serious burn injury and fire hazard.

Defective heated insoles.

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using Junsyoung Heated Insoles Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury from Fire Hazard; Sold on Amazon www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

There has been one lawsuit alleging that the product caused a drowning fatality. CPSC urges consumers to stop using the full-face snorkel masks and immediately dispose of them. Do not sell or give away these hazardous full-face snorkel masks.

Field Life, of China, the seller, has not responded to CPSC’s requests for information or to recall the product. CPSC has received reports from 5 consumers who had trouble breathing, felt light-headed or lost consciousness while using the product.

The mask can cause consumers to experience labored breathing, causing loss of consciousness or excess fluid in the lungs that can lead to drowning. In addition, the mask can give rise to increased levels of carbon dioxide which can exacerbate the difficulty of breathing in the mask.

Dangerous snorkel mask.

CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using OUSPT Full Face Snorkel Masks Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury and Death from Drowning Hazard www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

Recalled hair treatment.

Recall: Tomum Minoxidil Hair Serum Spray Bottles; The hair serum contains minoxidil which must be in child-resistant packaging as required by the Poison Prevention Packaging Act. Get replacement. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

Recalled pirate ship building set.

Recall: Cubimana Island Storm 3 In 1 Building Sets; The Island Storm Building Sets violate the mandatory safety standard for toys because the battery compartment within the LED light piece contains button cell batteries that can be easily accessed by children. Get refund www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

Recalled HALO magic sleepsuit.

Recall: HALO Dream Magic Sleepsuits; The zipper head can detach from certain sleepsuits, posing a choking hazard to infants. Get replacement or store credit. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

A calm forest. Ants are carrying various consumer products into the ground. The text reads: ants don't take care of unsafe products. You need SaferProducts.gov! Report and search for unsafe products 24/7. No ants!

This National Consumer Protection Week, our message is clear. We take care of unsafe products - not the ants.

Two guys looking at a scooter made out of paper towel rolls and castor wheels. One guy says to the other, “What do we have here?” The other guy replies, “My luxury scooter.” The text reads: Meanwhile, in a time of suspiciously low-cost products being sold online… When you buy online, buy from reputable sellers. If the price seems too good to be true, the product might not be authentic or original, and may be unsafe. If you have a problem with a product or want to return or exchange it, look for the “sold by” information.

The first week of March is National Consumer Protection Week. Buy from reputable sellers when you buy online.

FDA has surrendered Bluesky to CPSC.

Alarms going off in an hourglass is a very specific kind of nightmare.

An hourglass with smoke alarms inside sitting on a beach. The sun is setting. The text reads: Time is eternal. Batteries need to be replaced. Test your smoke and carbon monoxide alarm batteries this weekend. Replace batteries, if needed.

Getting in touch with our custom hourglass guy.

Three giant moths with glowing eyes approaching a human holding a flashlight. The moon rises behind them. A guy named Ted safely rides an ATV away from them. The text reads: Ted wasn't sure how he ended up at the Visiting of the moths, but he was sure glad he wore the proper gear: gloves, goggles, boots, long-sleeve shirt, pants and a helmet.

Ride your ATV safely this weekend.

A very big pill the size of a microwave sitting on a living room coffee table. A pet dog on a couch looks concerned. The text reads: If only it was this easy to spot loose medicine. You would never leave it lying around. Unfortunately, medicine is small and easy to lose. Make sure medicines and other poisons are locked up out of sight and reach of kids.

If only