Smart/Dirty

have a lil timelapse thing. it's missing a lot of the fussing with text because I do that in photoshop for the most part, but this is all my work using clip studio

"Bud's Wiser" parody of a Budweiser print ad, except it's pro-cannabis legalization instead of an advert for shitty beer.

Hey I finished an #art

Cute lil leafses

Working on a new thing 😁

parody art based on a jug of rainx de-icer, except the label is completely redone to be anti-ICE. Also the background is like you're being jettisoned into some sorta rainbow dimension where multichrome dragons rule the skies

A jug of rain x deicer that you'd see outside a gas station. This is what I based the design on

Fuck ICE.

Have some art.

Bottle of windshield de-icer parodied into an anti-ICE art. Work in progress

Day three of my pipes being frozen. Have heat gunned the water main and only have a few drops and trickles to show for it. This sucks and I'm flat out amazed I've yet to thoroughly lose my shit 🙃

It's like actual ice is trying to keep me from finishing my anti-ICE art

Foxy Robinhood says,"corporations are not your friends"

Genuine human made art. Fuck generative ai and the techno-fascists it enables.

Parody Campbell's soup can for "Artificial Intelligence Slop"

Back of the can, where you'd normally find nutrition info, but it reads like an anti Ai zine

"Generative AI ruins everything. The goal is zero payroll. They already pay us scraps, they'd like to pay us nothing. We doubt our eyes because anything could be Ai. Truth drowns in garbage."

Prints arrived today and I'm always so excited to see a new design on a can 😁

Also, generative AI can gargle glass in hell

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall .

Ghost of christmas present is a witness for the prosecution

I want a new Muppet Christmas Carol except Scrooge gets gunned down by Luigi Mangione at the end of act one. Everyone is muppets except Luigi and Brian Th- I mean, Scrooge.

Acts two and three are his trial and acquittal, with testimony from ghosts

🎉Happy Kissinger Death Day y'all🎉

Far Cry 6 is the opposite of Tropico

Cooling wax in cans

#candlemaking

Hot wax in cans

Making candles today!

#candlemaking

AaaaahhcckCELERATION

ESQUIE

Paused Phantom Menace, came back and thought Esquie from Expedition 33 had made an appearance

Soup can wood wick candle. Label is a parody of Campbell's soup, "crushed orphan soup"

Parody soup can label on a wood wick candle. "Mangione's Minestrone"

Mangione's Minestrone stash can

Crushed Orphan stash can

Finally put these up on my website: SmartDirty.com

I do arts 😁

I almost assume nonbinary if I see a bolo tie absent rodeo apparel. I swear the only places I see bolo ties are queer events, so definitely a queer thing? But it *feels like* a nonbinary thing specifically to me

Tldr- call of the wild 😂

My wife just told me that I want to be a bolo tie nonbinary but I'm also a "no collared shirt" autistic.

This is a sad but accurate assessment 😂

Pro-choice Parody of a pregnancy test package.

Trans rights parody of AXE Bodywash

Pro workers rights parody of "I can't believe it's not butter"

Pro-consent parody of Off! Insect repellent

Also restocked all these as stickers!

Star Wars rebel flag with the words "wake up early, fight the empire"

Pride rainbow with "y'all means all"

Flag of the city of Indianapolis in hot pink and bright blue with the words "make indy Nazi free"

Sabo tabby with the words "I'll tread where I please"

Just restocked all my product parody stickers, plus a few new designs! 😁 thanks @deathbystickers.bsky.social

Tattoo of a Brick in trans pride colors

Tattoo of the xmen "x" circle logo in pink and blue with the words "mutant and proud" along the bottom of the circle

Got me some new ink today 😁😁😁

Now it's time to run the dongauntlet in our fancy Juggernaut hats

Campbell's Crushed Orphan

It's NOT heartwarming when a teacher's life-saving heart surgery is paid for by elementary students or when a child has to start a fundraiser to pay their school lunch debt. It's The Orphan-Crushing Machine: "Every heartwarming human interest story in Americ is like 'he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the Orphan-Crushing Machine' and then never asks why an Orphan-Crushing Machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used." @pookleblinky on Twitter in Sept of 2020

Just about done with another can label design

Me in front of my freshly restocked cans and CANdles

Cans and CANdles

Pillar candles in front of a trans rights are human rights poster

Pillar candles on a cute lil bench

Just restocked stash cans and CANdles at Hampton & Co in Irvington! Go visit one of the coolest stores in Indy and get you some awesome stuff 😁

My wife just called JJ Abrams the entertainment version of Elon Musk and it's the most true thing I've ever heard

Spider-Man swinging through NYC

Quick question... why would anyone ever fast travel in this game?

New soup can design, Mangione's Minestrone

Back text

New soup cans coming soon

The public was 100% ready for trans rights just a few years ago.

What we’re seeing now is a massive shift in public opinion after a coordinated and expensive propaganda blitz, one that Dems happily ignored.

Trans rights aren’t new. We had them for years and everything was cool.

Open cigarette case. Rainbow cigarettes on one side, black cigarettes on the other.

I have both rainbow and goth death sticks.

It's a commentary on the duality of mankind. 😜

Three months of my mood tracker. I have bipolar 2, and the first month is me at a fairly stable baseline. April started with a shift into hypomania.

Mr Bone's Wild Ride never ends

I would like to get off Mr Bone's Wild Ride.

Been manic for a while and the effort of not being an ass whilst my brain is in this gear is exhausting.

Every time I get to this place Mr Bone's Wild Ride pops into my head.

This here is a load bearing - if strange - sense of humor