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07.03.2026 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Somerset councillor rejoins Tories after defecting to Reform Alistair Hendry, who represents Burnham-on-Sea on Somerset Council, says he "acted in haste".

You put your right arm in, your right arm out...

www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.03.2026 08:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

ร‰galement

07.03.2026 08:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Defence secretary accuses Tory and Reform MPs of โ€˜unpatrioticโ€™ behaviour John Healey lambasts opposition politicians for seeking to turn Donald Trump and the US against Keir Starmer

Defence secretary accuses Tory and Reform MPs of โ€˜unpatrioticโ€™ behaviour

John Healey lambasts opposition politicians for seeking to turn Donald Trump and the US against Keir Starmer

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

06.03.2026 10:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 139 ๐Ÿ” 36 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Look what they've done to our beautiful internets.

05.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What we see here is Donald Trump, acting as he always does, as a global chaos generator.

The further we stand away from that, the better off we will be.

Well said @georgemonbiot.bsky.social ๐Ÿ‘

#bbcqt #IranWar

05.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1466 ๐Ÿ” 382 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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The God Botherers are back in the White House, giving the old boot a recharge.

#ItsAcult

05.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mad MAGAs screaming into a void.

It's a cult.

05.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh great. Another bonkers theocracy.

Mafia cosplaying as a cult.

05.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This horse wins World Book Day

05.03.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is superb, as ever from @bbcrosatkins.bsky.social who should be in charge of political content in the BBC.

Head and shoulders above all domestic political commentators.

Unemotional fact based unpeeling of bullshit

05.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 296 ๐Ÿ” 128 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Rufuk's Cunningham didnโ€™t realise she wasnโ€™t at a care home, but at a university. ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.03.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 90 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Giggling at this. What a dick. The punchline is worth the wait.

05.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 29 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess the difference is that Ukraine was defending itself.

05.03.2026 09:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sickening.

05.03.2026 08:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Road users have options

Road users have options

Ok, but road users do have options, as you can see on the map. There is no need to drive your vehicle through the yellow section, especially if it is causing environmental damage to rare chalk streams on top of what the water companies have been doing.

I guess my point is it's unnecessary.

05.03.2026 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The rare chalk stream 4x4s can legally use for fun (UK) 6/Feb/2026
The rare chalk stream 4x4s can legally use for fun (UK) 6/Feb/2026 YouTube video by Mark 1333

Since people rode horses and carts through them. This is being done for fun, and it's not just crossing the river.

youtu.be/_CbqVIspJSs

05.03.2026 08:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can only imagine that they're angry Clarkson clones outraged by anyone telling them they can't drive their cars through a chalk stream river.

05.03.2026 07:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Protest sparks fresh calls to shield rare Hampshire chalk stream from drivers Fresh calls have been made for a traffic order to shield one of Hampshireโ€™s rare chalk streams from damage caused by vehicles driving through it.

This is ridiculous. Why would you want to drive your 4x4 through a chalk stream river?

www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politic...

05.03.2026 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
LA CARAVANE PASSE - Baba (feat. Rachid Taha ใƒฉใ‚ทใƒƒใƒ‰ใƒปใ‚ฟใƒ) -  ใƒฉใƒปใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉใƒใƒณใƒปใƒ‘ใ‚น
LA CARAVANE PASSE - Baba (feat. Rachid Taha ใƒฉใ‚ทใƒƒใƒ‰ใƒปใ‚ฟใƒ) - ใƒฉใƒปใ‚ญใƒฃใƒฉใƒใƒณใƒปใƒ‘ใ‚น YouTube video by La Caravane Passe

Wednesday sounds
youtu.be/Z46Bsh1qn94

04.03.2026 17:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
L' APERO ! (La chanson officielle de l'Apรฉro avec Manu BLANCHET, Jรฉrรดme RICHARD et Pierre-Yves)
L' APERO ! (La chanson officielle de l'Apรฉro avec Manu BLANCHET, Jรฉrรดme RICHARD et Pierre-Yves) YouTube video by 1, 2, 3 Musette & 1, 2, 3 Dansez

C'est l'heure ๐Ÿ•บ
youtu.be/yfjPFwkc0Dk

04.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Si Phan Don Laos.

Si Phan Don Laos.

Laos

04.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trumpy Hill
Trumpy Hill YouTube video by jansenmann

Benny Trump Hill
youtu.be/qrFNqNRoTZc

04.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Still going...

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

04.03.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5863 ๐Ÿ” 1986 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94 ๐Ÿ“Œ 63
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A cartoon from the 1950โ€™s thatโ€™s more relevant than ever ๐Ÿ’”

04.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 19886 ๐Ÿ” 8423 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 348 ๐Ÿ“Œ 326
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreaderโ€™s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencerโ€™s eybrows raise slightly]

โ€ฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโ€™s face. The intervieweeโ€™s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment weโ€™re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โ€˜Dubai Is Brilliantโ€™.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencerโ€™s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโ€™s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which areโ€ฆ?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

โ€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ€

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreaderโ€™s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencerโ€™s eybrows raise slightly] โ€ฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโ€™s face. The intervieweeโ€™s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment weโ€™re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โ€˜Dubai Is Brilliantโ€™. [Pointing at the screen, the influencerโ€™s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโ€™s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which areโ€ฆ? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: โ€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ€ CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

04.03.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3952 ๐Ÿ” 1235 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
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Bee Bee Netanyahu

16.06.2025 21:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 545 ๐Ÿ” 127 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

This stupid move will only serve to unite many opposing Muslim countries against them. It's the military equivalent of bankrupting a casino.

03.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They should just rename themselves Reform Dubai and be done with it

03.03.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 766 ๐Ÿ” 132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Screenshot of Telegraph headline reading "GB News backers pump in more cash as news channel loses ยฃ22m"

Screenshot of Telegraph headline reading "GB News backers pump in more cash as news channel loses ยฃ22m"

GB news has never made a profit, yet its backers continue to pump in money. Today's news of ยฃ22 million in new losses will inevitably raise further questions about the channel's status as a commercial entity...

03.03.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 85 ๐Ÿ” 30 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5