ana germ

I just had to speak to a British person

crime

well
I got a raise
but I also have to start dressing more professional

you're telling me that I, the most handsome man alive, has to tone down my sweet style? crime

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

if you kiss him once you've gotta kiss him forever!!!

A switch 2 costs $449.

For that same cost you can get an absolute *ton* of giant millipedes. Why on earth would you choose video games over chunky millipede friends, in this economy.

please. fix my cat

logging on

Why trying to resurrect dinosaurs when we already have cows?

I am so sleepy

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

a big orange cat sprawled across a white pillow with his head near mine

purring so loud I can't sleep
and DROOLING

ooh not yet! I tend to just buy a case of the white one
maybe I'll stop and see if I can find one on my way to work tomorrow

white monster and klonopin, the feast of champions

tomorrow is gonna be a double fisting energy drinks and benzos day

shitty male actors and comedians should have to fight each other in an mma tournament before they can come back and get big hollywood jobs again, like if joss whedon beats the living shit out of louis ck and jared leto in the canceldome then he gets to do a new season of firefly or whatever

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I'm super excited, I'm finally doing my birthday plans lol

royal ballet 2026 it says

yeah! I'm excited

my wideleg leather track pants should be here tomorrow so I can wear those :3

Sunday the movie theater nearby is showing big ballet Romeo and juliet and I am going to go by myself very high in a stupid outfit and it's going to be amazing

Trans men are in fact banned from sport and it would be really cool if people knew that instead of saying they never go after us. They dont have to go. They already went, decades ago

@squishythings.com

in a just world every person who has a bad day would get an hour alone in the defiant

Tatiana Maslany in "She-Hulk" learning that Steve Rogers does, in fact, smash

Nobody:

Me: JABBA THE HUTT FUUUUCKS!

Both the TV remote control and the audio cassette tape have their origins as accessibility devices.

birth name: fem version of my great grandfather's first name
current name: pulled a bunch of letters out of my full name until I didn't hate it

If they don't want to let people live free these lawmakers should do the other half of their state motto

the search on it was so weird, I had so much trouble finding kotor and I was like wtf