I know someone who is a Mr T cosplayer, and like he really really looks the part it's amazing
but he's going thru some health issues and every post and update starts with him referring to himself as T and being really positive and it's the most amazing fucking thing, I would die for him
There isn’t a flag redder than a straight person with “LGBTQ+ Ally” in their bio. Frankly, it’s our decision whether you’re an ally or not.
gutted to report that I'm in significantly less pain if I use my cane all of the time
wish people would stop fucking commenting on it tho
I just had to speak to a British person
crime
well
I got a raise
but I also have to start dressing more professional
you're telling me that I, the most handsome man alive, has to tone down my sweet style? crime
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
if you kiss him once you've gotta kiss him forever!!!
A switch 2 costs $449.
For that same cost you can get an absolute *ton* of giant millipedes. Why on earth would you choose video games over chunky millipede friends, in this economy.
please. fix my cat
logging on
Why trying to resurrect dinosaurs when we already have cows?
I am so sleepy
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
a big orange cat sprawled across a white pillow with his head near mine
purring so loud I can't sleep
and DROOLING
ooh not yet! I tend to just buy a case of the white one
maybe I'll stop and see if I can find one on my way to work tomorrow
white monster and klonopin, the feast of champions
tomorrow is gonna be a double fisting energy drinks and benzos day
shitty male actors and comedians should have to fight each other in an mma tournament before they can come back and get big hollywood jobs again, like if joss whedon beats the living shit out of louis ck and jared leto in the canceldome then he gets to do a new season of firefly or whatever
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I'm super excited, I'm finally doing my birthday plans lol
royal ballet 2026 it says
yeah! I'm excited
my wideleg leather track pants should be here tomorrow so I can wear those :3
Sunday the movie theater nearby is showing big ballet Romeo and juliet and I am going to go by myself very high in a stupid outfit and it's going to be amazing
Trans men are in fact banned from sport and it would be really cool if people knew that instead of saying they never go after us. They dont have to go. They already went, decades ago
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in a just world every person who has a bad day would get an hour alone in the defiant
Tatiana Maslany in "She-Hulk" learning that Steve Rogers does, in fact, smash
Nobody:
Me: JABBA THE HUTT FUUUUCKS!
Both the TV remote control and the audio cassette tape have their origins as accessibility devices.
