Uncle Chaps

Embarrassing really

Vince Young made a huge mistake climbing Mt Kilimanjaro

Troubleshooting is the worst

Keep thinking about the ATT employee who said “awesome sauce” to me 4 times on a 18 minute phone call.

Szeth-son-son-Vallano, Truthless of Shinovar, wore white on the day he was to kill a king.

Just finished the 3rd Mistborn book and I am an absolute puddle. My head is spinning but I think ultimately the right thing happened

When I was signing up for att home internet, the guy said “awesome sauce” 4 times on the call and I almost switched to Comcast because of it

What continent is Mt Kilimanjaro on?

I still can’t believe cinnamon is essentially tree bark

2/3 through the 2nd one and I’m feeling very emotional

Just finished the first one. My goodness. That was unbelievably good

Same. It feels worse this time

About to Defy Gravity in a way that nobody’s ever seen

Baby Dale Woohoo is simply the greatest crumb cleaner of all time. Not a micro crumb slips by him

Horny for turkey

Yep I have. Jason is great

Best books I’ve read this year.

1. Shantaram
2. The River of Doubt (teddy Rosevelt)
3. Cerulean chronicles (both)
4. ACOTAR series
5. The Song of Achilles

I’ve been listening while following along and it’s been great. Total immersion in the book without distraction

I wish I was Mistborn so bad. I’d be an absolute menace just using my power for nefarious purposes without a care in the world while my ribbon cape flies behind me lookin elegant yet fearsome. Incredible

I just might use this app to live skeet my thoughts on these fuckin books. Nobody else wants to hear about them IRL so I’m gonna let it rip on you book hoes.

Because im reading Mistborn, im constantly looking for stuff i could use. Saw some tin metal sheets today and almost came

I’d pull the paper tag from his cold, dead spin.

I think you’re talking about Dungeon Crawler Carl. It’s really fun though. Do an audiobook/kindle combo. The character voices are crazy

35% through the first one. Elite character and world building.

I have a take for you: Hersey kisses are dog shit by themselves. Put it on a cookie like someone with a developed palate or keep them.

If you’re going to pillage like a Viking, do it the right way… it Sicily. linktr.ee/DropAPinShow

Starting the Mistborn series today. There’s no way I remember all these character names but we are gonna put on our brave faces and try

So excited to only watch RedZone instead of those dastardly Jaguars

I’m going on Monday. I’ve seen it twice on broadway and it’s my daughter and my go to sing along on a road trip

I fuckin love deviled eggs