66. Crown of Ishtar
A-Class Space Port
So named for its circlet-like ring shape, this city-station is famed for its extensive bazaars that form the main corridors encircling it. Ornate vaulted ceilings loom over teeming crowds and jumbled vendor stalls.
π² You rolled 66 on the Ports of Call table! You can get anything you want here, if you know where to look
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15.02.2026 20:01
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58. Inga "Scuzz" Keo
π² You rolled 58 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! She haaaates that nickname
βοΈ Illustrated by Evlyn Moreau!
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14.02.2026 20:02
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76. MAG6050 "Shunt" Personnel Railgun
Range: Extreme | DMG: d100[+] | Shots: 1 | Wound: Gore | Cost: 10kcr
Cannot move and shoot in the same round. May disrupt electronics or be disrupted by powerful electromagnetic fields.
(70-79. Heavy Weapons)
π² You rolled 76 on the Ranged Weapons table! Absolutely do NOT fire this aboard a spacecraft.
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13.02.2026 20:04
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both are upcoming tables ;)
13.02.2026 17:52
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thatβs great to hear!! iβm glad it made its way into your game :)
13.02.2026 17:52
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99. Dark Age Wonderpark
S-Class Planetary Port
A fantasy theme park populated by androids programmed to believe that they are nobles, peasants, etc. in a fantasy world. Wealthy visitors get to role-play in the world and interact with a dark, gritty immersive fantasy-simulation, questing and killing with impunity. The park is periodically wiped and reset.
π² You rolled 99 on the Ports Of Call table! Murderhobo park, basically
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12.02.2026 20:03
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21. Pink spiked mohawk
π² You rolled 21 on the Character Identifying Features table! π€
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11.02.2026 20:01
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83. Branded with a family crest
(S-Class Ports)
π² You rolled 83 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night Table! Bloody gules, an eagle sable burnt.
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10.02.2026 20:02
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32. Earthy, alluring scent
π² You rolled 32 on the Character Identifying Features table! A comforting presence
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09.02.2026 20:02
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13. Android Overdrive
π² You rolled 13 on the Music Genres table! Notable labels: Staxx Overflow, *NIX, 0xDEADBABE.
βοΈ Illustrated by @gnarlyghost.bsky.social!
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09.02.2026 01:05
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90. With new genital piercings
(S-Class Ports)
π² You rolled 90 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! Now you jingle while you walk!
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17.01.2026 20:02
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10. Dissolv-All Solvent Spray Can
Range: Adjacent | DMG: 1d5 | Shots: 4 | Wound: Fire | Cost: 50cr
Body Save or get covered in solvent (1d5 DMG/round, flammable). Ineffective past Close range. One-handed. Cannot be reloaded.
(10-19. Utility Guns)
π² You rolled 10 on the Ranged Weapons table! Nooo that's not spray paint!
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16.01.2026 20:02
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25. Employee surveillance ad
π² You rolled 25 on the Programs On The Vidscreen table! "Wage theft" doesn't mean what your boss thinks it means.
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15.01.2026 20:03
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π² You rolled 35 on the Character Identifying Features table! It's actually a bit comforting...
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14.01.2026 20:02
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50. Forward Base Egregor
B-Class Planetary Port
A military base, a vanguard of colonial occupying forces. The highly-secured perimeter walls prevent most of the horrific local fauna from entering. A small town for military families is nested inside. The base was established over two decades ago for an operation expected to take two years.
π² You rolled 50 on the Ports Of Call Table! At base "Greg," as the locals call it, the long stretches of boredom between incursions has developed a really intense competitive card game culture.
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13.01.2026 20:03
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02. A charismatic cult leader with a substantial local following is vying for control of the port.
π² You rolled 02 on the Port Of Call Mutators table! Look I'm not opposed to sharing the port with a freaky sex cult, I just don't think they should be running the reactors...
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12.01.2026 20:02
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01. "Big Rig" Hog Noggins
π² You rolled 01 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Honestly might be the best character name I've ever thought up
βοΈ Illustrated by the amazing Evlyn Moreau!
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11.01.2026 20:02
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90. Hacked: Masked rebel demands
π² You rolled 90 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! "The gall of these asteroid miners, demanding to go down to an 80-hour work week! Do we look like a charity?"
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10.01.2026 20:01
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57. Branca "Wrench" Ximenes
π² You rolled 57 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Branca can fix anything...except her love life :(
βοΈ Illustrated by the incomparable Evlyn Moreau!
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09.01.2026 20:02
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6. Mordant SLA15 SmartLink Active Scope Module
Rail Mount | 2kcr
Electronic. +15 Combat with the weapon on rounds the shooter does not move.
(Accessories)
π² You rolled 6 on the Ranged Weapons Accessories table! Take your time and line up the shot
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08.01.2026 20:02
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97. Symbiote Gun
Range: Close | DMG: 3d10 | Shots: infinite | Wound: Gore | Cost: 500kcr
Biomechanical xeno. Insert arm into orifice to equip. It clamps on, permanently fusing with bloodstream: +2 Minimum Stress. Fires amalgams of hard organic matter, dealing 1d5 DMG to the host each shot.
(90-99. Weird Weapons)
π² You rolled 97 on the Ranged Weapons table! You feel a little lighter with each shot...
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07.01.2026 20:03
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20. Haggling is not only common, it is expected. Vendors always quote absurd prices initially.
π² You rolled 20 on the Port Of Call Mutators table! Stimpak, eh? Twenty thousand creds!
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06.01.2026 20:02
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oh ok ! i can stop @ ing you on them, i just wanted to make sure you get credit. sorry to bother ya
05.01.2026 23:22
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π Rat Fuck RPG
I stumbled into making an RPG, gave it a stupid name, and now it comes with your membership :)
oh but i can! iβm still making more tables for this one lol
tho i actually do have a new rpg zine :) www.paradiso.zone/rat-fuck-rpg/
05.01.2026 22:19
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98. Konrad "Killer K" Rossi
π² You rolled 98 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Don't worry, "Killer K" is just his stage name
βοΈ Illustrated by the incomparable @evlynmoreau.bsky.social!
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05.01.2026 20:02
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85. Face covered in nose drugs
(S-Class Ports)
π² You rolled 85 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! Well all that k's not gonna snort itself
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04.01.2026 20:01
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17. FOOMP-3 Shirt Cannon
Range: Close | DMG: - | Shots: 1 | Wound: - | Cost: 80cr
Normally loaded for shirts or other soft articles of clothing. 1 DMG (Blunt Force) if loaded with something hard.
π² You rolled 17 on the Ranged Weapons table! "I protested the Galactic Trade Summit and all I got was this lousy t-shirt shot into my gut by riot police"
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03.01.2026 20:02
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16. Mirroreyes Rap
[Illustration of a cyborg dancing herself to pieces]
π² You rolled 16 on the Music Genres table! Notable artists: Razorgurlz, Tav Trillion$, m0naD.
βοΈ Illustrated by @gnarlyghost.bsky.social!
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02.01.2026 20:01
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36. Burned left side of face
π² You rolled 36 on the Character Identifying Features table! OK Harvey
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01.01.2026 20:01
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making a lil set of 6mm sci fi paper terrain:) π©Άπ€π©Ά
23.12.2025 13:15
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