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not even the most interesting part of this article but they're using an ms access app hosted on a file server for the prison roster ... I can guarantee that's not well managed

07.03.2026 14:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 👍 1836 🔁 465 💬 9 📌 10

every day I am thinking about this while I drive my stupid car to work. THE PLACE WHERE I WORK USED TO EVEN HAVE ITS OWN TRAIN STATION

07.03.2026 02:05 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like 33% of tv commercials show girls or women playing sports or engaging in recreational, athletic activities and in terms of "advertising as soft propaganda" it is specifically designed to drive me insane

07.03.2026 00:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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women's sports have become a capitalist boondoggle project to give cover to the darkest shit you can imagine Note: This essay draws heavily on ideas that I wrote about and edited pieces about over the years at my now-discontinued women’s sports news website, the...

buttondown.com/zoeclaire/ar... this is something I wrote back in 2024 as basically an explanation of why I was taking a step back from ... being sports media but the fact that it's in my face all the time now in mass media feels surreal

07.03.2026 00:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

seeing a lot of women's sports in advertising and media right now but the most cursed part about it to me is the urge to center white cis girls on shit like ABC world news

07.03.2026 00:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Howard 💞

06.03.2026 23:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was just shown a blog post from 4 days ago where m*crosoft alleges that in q2 2026 IT admins will be allowed to customize the fucking start menu again

06.03.2026 20:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i could probably count on my fingers the amount of times i even was shown a power point in college. god bless honestly. NONE of them were posters

06.03.2026 17:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

honestly im glad i got a literature degree having been taught primarily by professors who did not seem to know how to use a computer. i worked in the IT dept at my undergrad and never encountered a prof from my department in any interactions whatsoever. we sat in class and talked about books.

06.03.2026 17:57 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
MLB scorebug

Phillies 0 pirates 0

Reads like P00P

MLB scorebug Phillies 0 pirates 0 Reads like P00P

P00Ps everywhere for those with eyes to see

06.03.2026 17:46 👍 44 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

saw these on the TL and instant purchase

06.03.2026 17:19 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by “Iranian state media”

06.03.2026 01:10 👍 3356 🔁 777 💬 37 📌 17
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bob the builder is holding a hammer and asking can we fix it ? Alt: 🎶bob the builder - can we fix it??? 🎶bob the builder - yes we can !!!

we CAN fix him!!!!

06.03.2026 16:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this has basically been my take for awhile - it's not just that everything is bad, it's that we have completely removed the concepts of quality, reliability, usefulness/utility of any kind, etc. from even the profit motive, and human workers and consumers are no longer even nominally important

06.03.2026 16:13 👍 37 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

I think it reveals the main goal of the c-suite in pursuing genAI is to increase labor precarity. The ability to fire untold numbers of workers because of AI, even if the AI isn't working, is enough.

06.03.2026 15:10 👍 63 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 1

i could fix him

06.03.2026 16:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That feeling when you owe 53,173,939 refunds, with interest ...

06.03.2026 15:49 👍 557 🔁 152 💬 20 📌 19
giant box showing the BOS/NY score (1-0 BOS) in a super wide format, lots of white space for no reason, jesus wept

giant box showing the BOS/NY score (1-0 BOS) in a super wide format, lots of white space for no reason, jesus wept

a table showing all of the ottawa charge games in the month of january 2026, you can see the scores, dates, venue, links to stats and broadcast networks all in one row!!!!

a table showing all of the ottawa charge games in the month of january 2026, you can see the scores, dates, venue, links to stats and broadcast networks all in one row!!!!

i hadn't checked "scores" but i see what you mean - i do not think it's particularly readable tbh! the old version is so much easier to understand

06.03.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sure is

06.03.2026 13:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i was just happy that i knew the answer and that my opponent gave me two points for it 🤌

06.03.2026 13:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

cc @thepwhl.com i understand a desire to make the schedule page more mobile friendly/scalable but i don't think this is the move

06.03.2026 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
the desktop version of the pwhl website shows a calendar icon in the upper right of the screen which leads to the good stats page with sortable scheduling and links to game sheets

the desktop version of the pwhl website shows a calendar icon in the upper right of the screen which leads to the good stats page with sortable scheduling and links to game sheets

mobile screenshot of the right hand thepwhl.com hamburger menu, with "Schedule" selected, showing three options - 2025-26 schedule, where to watch, and filter by team. the "filter by team" option leads to the old (good) schedule page.

mobile screenshot of the right hand thepwhl.com hamburger menu, with "Schedule" selected, showing three options - 2025-26 schedule, where to watch, and filter by team. the "filter by team" option leads to the old (good) schedule page.

i visited on desktop and discovered the link to the good page is still visible. the direct link is www.thepwhl.com/en/stats/sch...

on mobile, you can still get to it using "filter by team" from "schedule" under the hamburger menu on the right

06.03.2026 13:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
screenshot of: https://www.thepwhl.com/en/schedule-25-26

shows only 2025-2026 season with big header, no sort options, shows real big widesceren details of the game's date/time and broadcast networks and how to buy tickets but does not show historical schedules or scores

screenshot of: https://www.thepwhl.com/en/schedule-25-26 shows only 2025-2026 season with big header, no sort options, shows real big widesceren details of the game's date/time and broadcast networks and how to buy tickets but does not show historical schedules or scores

hey so at some point in the last little bit the PWHL website changed so that the main schedule link leads to a very bad page that only shows future games and cannot be sorted to show historical schedules? i couldn't figure out how to get the old schedule page, which was good and had stats links

06.03.2026 13:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"we were very clear that a lot of schoolchildren were burned to death but who's to say if it was bad or not"

06.03.2026 13:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

incredible to crash out while including the headlines that are literally being criticized for eliding US responsibility

06.03.2026 13:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

pitt episode this week is 🍛🍝🍜🍱 a whole ass meal

06.03.2026 03:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I'm also surprised the whistle did not blow

06.03.2026 01:39 👍 27 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1
r/boston
u/LEM1978 • 23h • i.redd.it
The Waymos are here

r/boston u/LEM1978 • 23h • i.redd.it The Waymos are here

oh this is going to go very poorly

06.03.2026 01:04 👍 618 🔁 36 💬 43 📌 20
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 👍 4860 🔁 1292 💬 74 📌 126