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I’m not any more embarrassed to be American than I ever been but white folks are having a time. Whoever wants to shame me for my nationality needs to get the memo that my people came in chains that only evolved to new forms, hell no I never draw my personal pride from a state that’s oppressing me.

07.03.2026 05:34 👍 51 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2

that's when the best posts are made

07.03.2026 06:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just snapped myself in the face while putting on my mask, how's your day going

07.03.2026 05:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i would NEVER leave power equipment out on the floor 😤

07.03.2026 04:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drove a forklift ALL NIGHT baby!!!

06.03.2026 19:49 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Totenkopf one of the worst skulls ever designed. Looks like you pulled the face off a family guy character and then buried four dicks in the back of it all the way to the balls

06.03.2026 17:22 👍 56 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
really adorable finger puppets

really adorable finger puppets

the 10 genders

06.03.2026 18:26 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 1

Thank you for sharing a source!

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Management should be the ones being replaced by ai, but unfortunately they are the ones designing it !

06.03.2026 17:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like who?

06.03.2026 17:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

screaming no oh my god dont hurt me everytime i hear a noise out in the hallway

06.03.2026 03:37 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A woman with a personality, how troubling!!

06.03.2026 03:41 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0

so fragile.

06.03.2026 04:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am back to report these do in fact taste better warmed up

06.03.2026 04:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

saw a mixer board with a hammer and sickle painted on it at goodwill

05.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i can't eat cheese! i gotta top it with *something* !

05.03.2026 18:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

look, i know it's unforgivably hippie of me, but i would put avocado slices on my spaghetti if i had some right now

05.03.2026 18:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

!!! "WE'RE ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS" !!!

05.03.2026 17:54 👍 193 🔁 68 💬 3 📌 0

Got in the shower and started thinking about work & now I'm wet, naked, and mad

05.03.2026 14:01 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED
US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground."
Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have
"wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.

BREAKING: Iranian artists TRICKED US-Israeli joint forces with "paintings on the ground." Experts believe that the recently contracted OpenAl-driven weapon technologies have "wasted millions of dollars" worth of missiles.

Art really scored one against AI here.

05.03.2026 06:25 👍 2096 🔁 502 💬 31 📌 62
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY AND MRS. SPUTTER ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN MR. SPUTTER RETURNS FROM A DAY AT THE OFFICE 

MR. SPUTTER: WHAT A DAY I HAD!--I SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE BOSS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF HIM-THE BIG APE - - -
HE HASN'T THE BRAINS OF A GNAT!

P2- JUST THEN THE TELEPHONE RINGS, NANCY ANSWERS IT.

P3- NANCY IS ON THE TELEPHONE,SHE IS VERY ANGRY 
NANCY: YOU BIG APE*• YOU HAVEN'T THE BRAINS OF A GNAT..•

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND MRS. SPUTTER ARE IN THE LIVING ROOM WHEN MR. SPUTTER RETURNS FROM A DAY AT THE OFFICE MR. SPUTTER: WHAT A DAY I HAD!--I SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE BOSS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT OF HIM-THE BIG APE - - - HE HASN'T THE BRAINS OF A GNAT! P2- JUST THEN THE TELEPHONE RINGS, NANCY ANSWERS IT. P3- NANCY IS ON THE TELEPHONE,SHE IS VERY ANGRY NANCY: YOU BIG APE*• YOU HAVEN'T THE BRAINS OF A GNAT..•

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 06,1947

05.03.2026 14:57 👍 445 🔁 41 💬 11 📌 6

What in the actual fuck would ai do for adhd. Yet another tool to bludgeon myself with until I get sick of it / forget it exists in a month?

05.03.2026 18:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two weeks ago I saw a video of the McDonald’s ceo eating one of his products and he was spreading the buns and licking on the burger like it was a clit before he bit it, really seeming to enjoy himself. What changed?

05.03.2026 16:02 👍 30 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

tha soil spouse

05.03.2026 18:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

less-than-lethal contraception

05.03.2026 17:37 👍 21 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Iran War Cost Tracker — $1 Billion Per Day The Pentagon estimates the war in Iran costs $1 billion per day. Track the running total in real time.

$11,754 per second to kill children.

iran-cost-ticker.com

05.03.2026 17:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

what about gravid newsome and he's mpreg

05.03.2026 17:42 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0

interesting thread (the one I'm quoting and the original)

05.03.2026 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People marry spouses they are bigoted against all the time!

"Oh she's married to a man who hates women" would not be shocking to anyone!

05.03.2026 06:11 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bsky is not letting me post about 50% of the time lately. the post icon just disappears up off the top of my screen? anyway if i don't reply to you, that's why!!

04.03.2026 17:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0