Opossum Living in a Trash Can

that's incredibly cool!

also i am imagining your new harmonica-compatible head: exactly the same as your current one, but 5 times bigger.

I am apparently able to reply to myself but not others! The button literally disappears off the screen !!!

hitting the blunt and immediately screaming oh my god I have fucked everything up im going to die sad and alone fuck fuck fuck

IS BLUE SKY BUGGING OUT FOR ANYONE ELSE?!?!

I am having a hotdog for the first time

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! 🤩😍🤩

him: that pussy is stupid wet

me: you’re very rude.

I put googly eyes on my TI-83. Please can I have a billion dollars?

a dog wearing a virtual reality helmet

logging on

oh to be a fox on a log

goin wild on my friday night

I’m not any more embarrassed to be American than I ever been but white folks are having a time. Whoever wants to shame me for my nationality needs to get the memo that my people came in chains that only evolved to new forms, hell no I never draw my personal pride from a state that’s oppressing me.

that's when the best posts are made

just snapped myself in the face while putting on my mask, how's your day going

i would NEVER leave power equipment out on the floor 😤

drove a forklift ALL NIGHT baby!!!

Totenkopf one of the worst skulls ever designed. Looks like you pulled the face off a family guy character and then buried four dicks in the back of it all the way to the balls

really adorable finger puppets

the 10 genders

Thank you for sharing a source!

Management should be the ones being replaced by ai, but unfortunately they are the ones designing it !

Like who?

screaming no oh my god dont hurt me everytime i hear a noise out in the hallway

A woman with a personality, how troubling!!

so fragile.

i am back to report these do in fact taste better warmed up

saw a mixer board with a hammer and sickle painted on it at goodwill

i can't eat cheese! i gotta top it with *something* !

look, i know it's unforgivably hippie of me, but i would put avocado slices on my spaghetti if i had some right now

!!! "WE'RE ALL SEXUAL PREDATORS" !!!

Got in the shower and started thinking about work & now I'm wet, naked, and mad