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Pablo Hidalgo

@infinata

Author. Scribbler. LFL old-timer. San Francisco. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡¨πŸ‡±

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Major newspaper headline β€œMeetβ€”β€œ
Me: no.

07.03.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Also the end credit music hasn’t been surpassed in comic book movies. These are 80s action movies, darn it.

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I really dig it and the β€œbarrel of monkeys” sequence is one of the rare superhero movie action sequences that totally worked for me

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Iron Man 3 is one of the biggest β€œI didn’t know I was supposed to be mad at this movie” moments for me.

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 0

Just wrote the first sentence of my next book project. Here we go….

07.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Still in the shrink wrapped β€œI’ll get to it” pile 😬

07.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time when an entire subreddit took my social media account seriously lol

07.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Your Mom-Class Star Destroyer

07.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 171 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

This is wrong and inaccurate. They are Mark Zuckerberg’s Pervert Glasses.

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 269 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing sunglasses talking on a cell phone with the words we did it joe on the bottom Alt: a woman wearing sunglasses talking on a cell phone with the words we did it joe on the bottom
06.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

* ahem * C-3PO (pushes glasses up nose so far it pierces brain, dies)

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(I know it’s Bud. But it’s also Ed. Bud Harris. Look, this interview is over)

06.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol

06.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BOFA…

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ABYSS but the deepcore crew finds out Ed made it because he’s still posting memes.

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the wrong theater.

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Cuban Missile *Opportunity*

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

My answer to provoke boos at conventions is that she didn’t exist for a few more years. ;)

06.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘

06.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s right.

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Mothma was taking her vacation days that don't carryover to next fiscal.

06.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of A New Hope, Leia gives Luke and Han their employee badges and lanyards. Chewie is a contractor who has to be signed in. #canon

06.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

Fiddle Around and Find Out

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 189 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Babu Frik proportions.

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A mattress tagged with β€œThe only thing worse than AI are the people that are using it”

A mattress tagged with β€œThe only thing worse than AI are the people that are using it”

β€œLet’s harvest a few Billionaires and watch the rest fall in line, real fast…”

β€œLet’s harvest a few Billionaires and watch the rest fall in line, real fast…”

Mattress speech. Very much a neighborhood phenomenon.

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent pull.

06.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the 90s comics, Ki-Ad-Mundi was the only non-forklift certified member of the Jedi Council, but publishing explained that an exception was made as his home planet of Cerea was overladen with pallets.

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0
Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

Mace Windu in the Jedi Council chamber

"You are on this council. But we will not certify you as a forklift operator."

06.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 423 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Time for a BSG reboot.

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

From Larry Hama’s sole example of writing in this particular galaxy.

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0