josh

this is correct and also ouch!

you can push me to my knees. or my limits. but not both

heal you with medicine

i broke my boner collar again mistress

i’ve been looking into those forever but i keep getting waitlisted

yes mistress

seconding!

good lord are you at sea

These are the kinds of takes that instill me with zero faith that liberals will ever be allies of the oppressed no matter how high the stakes get.

They just want to go back to not thinking about it.

need a side by side comparison i think

elijah wood very excited

wet factory mention!

the dumbest form of politics is yelling at voters after you lose. if you lose it is *always* your fault. every confounding factor in the universe is your job to overcome. if you take a position that is unpopular and don't adjust to learning that, you are bad at running for office.

yes exactly. i think plasma was grandparented in because she thinks she’s a 55-year-old broad

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

i’m telling ya bianca needs old bitches! none of these sleepy modern queens, she needs enrichment!!

American RW extremists are slaughtering bioengineered red heifers in the occupied West Bank, carrying goats around in the back of U-Haul’s, and celebrating their own demise. But the Taliban…

oh hell yeah

someone tweeted about asking chatgpt if they were committing securities fraud and gpt said no. but mother theranos replied to say “i wouldn’t trust AI with this one…”

@theranos.top have you seen this?

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who smashes the noble burgr

this year i've read three books that i've had on my shelf for a year. i think i'm ready to buy more books again!

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

“oh it’s just a little nazi tattoo” “oh it’s just some transphobia” vulture capitalists will eat the democratic party alive

The thing about all these freak AI execs constantly going "our machine may have gained sentience?!" is that they want slaves. That they are ok with slave labor.

And *then* it always, always turns out their latest AI trick actually used slave labor somewhere in the global south.

They're slavers.

'We are waiting for them' is the coldest shit you could ever say. This guy is much scarier than Hegseth could ever hope to be

No more excuses for incrementalism. Not a one. Join the GOP otherwise. Same with you voters. Get out of the party if that's how you want to do business. We can replace you with one of the many independent voters who think we shouldn't have a Gestapo at all. I want a smaller tent. No dipshits

By popular request, Rep. Brianna Thomas's comments ahead of the passage of SB 6002, regulating Automatic Licence Plate Reader technology. She was the only Democrat to vote no.

get over here and let’s finish the order