binp

i'm america

also iirc, they didn't bother to play the episodes in the right order when they aired the show to begin with

yea

fr my buddy

"buddy" is the hard r for white people

it is your duty as an american to fuck as many military spouses as possible

the cotton gin did not end slavery. it allowed for cotton to be processed more quickly.

certainly not under capitalism, anyways. technological innovation is a major way in which capitalists lay claim to ever-increasing amounts of the workers' share. the capitalist will never choose to reduce workload; they'll just keep the same workforce and increase their profit

people who think automation will replace human roles in production have never worked with automation in a production setting

Drawing of a false prophet spouting heresy, from "Commentary on the Apocalypse" by Spanish monk Beatus of Liébana, and illustrated in the 10th/11th centuries AD. (977x976)

"we plan to release the stalking feature for our glasses at a conference for the blind" is funny

You have to pay $50/mo for premium privacy protection (they can’t scan your face with the base subscription, $37.99/mo) but they can pay $60/mo to scan anyone no matter what

you've beefed your last twat, aaron

i have eaten this

r/shittyfoodporn "I made a meat cake for my friend's birthday. It tasted like dog food." the image is sliced meats molded into a cake form, with a slice taken out. it is iced with a white substance (likely mayo) and sprinkled with bacon bits and breadcrumbs. a single flesh-toned candle sits atop

meat cake

missionary, unfortunately

all the utahns obviously flooding into colorado and new mexico to satisfy their needs

These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

it makes sense that I'm nonbinary. my mom is a woman and my dad is a man. I got a bit of both . it's simply genetics

"i've got an open source relationship with my wife."

it's a solid strategy for soup

** also cumin

this is incredible, and there is something very promising with this flavor blend

tomato paste + chili garlic + ginger sauteed in a pan, then add dried chili, fenugreek, ground szechuan pepper, garam masala, mustard, cilantro, turmeric, red pepper, several healthy glugs of soy sauce, and four cups broth

gyoza in a cloudy tomato chili broth

making some gyoza soup with a ma la/masala fusion broth i've been dwelling on for a while 🍲

guy with a beard IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS guy looking other way THEN LIKE THIS guy looking other way again & BACK LIKE THIS IT'S SAFE TO CROSS THE STREET

i made this very silly meme ten years ago today and i still see it pop up once in a while

smithers afraid of strippers

conservative america last night

smithers afraid of strippers

conservative america last night

photo of a sea of people. all moving and blurred. one person with face paint is in focus and not blurry 📸📷

i took this pitcher 4 years ago and it's still my favorite one I've never taken

how to refer to posts on bluesky:

broke: "tweet"

woke: "skeet"

bespoke: "truth"