Mother Frog Slut // Steward of Giant Reptiles

YOU HAVE TILL MONDAY TO ENTER THE RAFFLE, PEOPLE! This is queer Beavis and Butthead HISTORY

Liora the Kimberley rock monitor smiling as she cuddles her brontosaurus neck on her mommy’s hand

Evening brontosaurus neck cuddles! Look at that smile 🥰🦕

"why did you become a writer" because no one gave a shit about my special interests growing up. now i make them everyone else's problem. next question

cops are notoriously dismissive of women who report domestic violence, possibly because their sympathies lie with the perpetrators

not-so-fun fact:

the word “robot” comes from “rab,” a czech word meaning “forced labor.”

this is not a new concept but pro-gen-AI folks certainly seem to be all-in on it.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

always great to watch some of the most talented creative people around be out here like pls let me know if there's any work I'll do whatever meanwhile some mediocre dipshit just got another 3 billion for his startup marketing piss in a jar as an energy drink

St Patrick's Day enjoyers
🤝
Raw milk cultists

💚 My milk is green and I couldn't be happier 🥰

Liora the Kimberley rock monitor splooting into her mommy’s hand

Good morning 🌞

this part I also didn't get but then I saw an NBC anchor goggling open mouthed like a 12 year who just saw boobs for the first time because the Iranian foreign minister was like"yes we will fight if you invade" and they really don't think of other people as having any sort of agency, it's wild

I'd love to have you dino-sit! I'm extremely lucky that one of my friends lives VERY close by and is able to look after Liora for the next month. This trip would be impossible otherwise.

I'm just gonna miss my baby while I'm away!

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

It's funny, growing up the Miami Herald was famous for Monkey Business Gary Hart and now they're famous for uncovering a global pedophile ring that included two Presidents and Bill Fucking Gates. I'd say that's an insane CV from a small but mighty paper

lol, gas is already at $5.39 for the cheapest stuff in HB, lifted truck bros about to have an existential crisis next week

3 Varanus Rock Monitor Lizard Species Discovered in Australia - Reptiles Magazine The three monitors, Varanus phosphoros, Varanus iridis, and Varanus umbra, were discovered in northeastern Australia.

they have been spotted as far east as Kakadu, where I'll be for a few days!

Also, new rock monitors just dropped! 😁
I might see some.

reptilesmagazine.com/3-new-varanu...

I've been waiting for this since 1988 at least.

And one of my best friends is making the trip with me after I hadn't gotten to even do a girls' weekend with anyone since I was 25. And it's going to be the kind of ridiculous adventure younger me couldn't fathom.

And just in time for the collapse!

Everyone made fun of me growing up for loving toads. Then I watched Cane Toads: An Unnatural History and wondered if I was born in the wrong place.

I'm finally visiting the Outback, reporting on the Westminster Dog Show for giant lizards, and seeing the pond where the cane toad invasion began!

Can't believe I'm headed to Australia next weekend!

My dad got me a subscription to Reptiles for my 10th birthday. I'd dream of a weird games, music, and media career, including the jungle trips I read about to see wild frogs and lizards.

I'm now 4 years into writing for Reptiles and that's me!!

Grammarly Is Offering ‘Expert’ AI Reviews From Your Favorite Authors—Dead or Alive The tool, offered by the recently-rebranded company Superhuman, gives feedback based on the work of famous dead and living writers—without their permission.

Once a simple proofreading tool, Grammarly is now bristling with AI features and a suite of "expert" agents based on the works of real authors. But the company doesn't ask permission and in some cases offers feedback from virtual versions of dead writers—including one historian who died in January.

FDA vaccines chief Vinay Prasad to step down in April The head of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's vaccines and biologics unit, Dr. Vinay Prasad, ​will leave the agency at the end of April, ‌a spokesperson for the U.S. Department of Health and Hum...

Hey, great news gang! Vinay Prasad is out at the FDA.

Again.

Let’s hope it sticks this time.

Falco has been through it this year, perhaps donating / sharing this post? Would mean a lot for xem. 🙌🏻

a black and white edit that reads "the future includes trans people". around the text is a floral pattern. the image is grainy

the future is for trans people

Blueberry Pie (4.5) | Peculiarity Shop I did not make this one, I sourced it. The cost on it was a good deal given that sterling is going around $80 an ounce and I knew I could find it a home at a fair price to our audience. Lapis is a per...

Sterling sales tonight go for Becky's class and paying the training crew for onboarding Linden.

Let's go! Lapis, all sterling, 4.5. $45

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when that timeline hits

If Graham Platner is a cocaine dealer who spends all his time on boats, why hasn’t Pete Hegseth murdered him?
Checkmate libs.

Screenshot of my profile page with the ellipses on the top right and a blue dot on the top right corner of that

Ok if you want to make this fucking dot go away you have to enter this menu and then physically click Go Live even if you don’t currently intend to and never fucking intend to Go Live

Hand-Taxi Expert Jens completes a thorough inspection before accepting today’s ride!

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

One million percent. Access junkies that don't understand technology AT ALL were easily snowed by hucksters. Silicon Valley used to make cool shit but once "the internet" blew up, big papers and pubs hired dopes who could write flowery sentences but didn't know jack shit to cover the scene