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This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

You might find e.g. firewall settings configured at the guest level, or the node level, or the cluster level (even given a single unclustered hypervisor). Sometimes they overlap, sometimes they don’t!

It took some adjustment but I think it’s ultimately pretty good stuff.

This rips, bless you Sarah

Viral coffee hole

Viral coffee hole

60 safe rosaries vs. 80 lost rosaries

I use the self-service machines for my dignity.

You gotta string those bad boys!

38-YEAR-OLD: pretty soon here I’ll get in shape

Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'

[argument at thanksgiving dinner]

wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time

me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice

Oh, so I should stop using em dashes because of AI since LLMs are DESIGNED to emulate well-structured professional writing LIKE MINE?

I gave up my addiction to inappropriate use of semi-colons & ellipses. Em dashes are my approved therapeutic alternative. They'll pry them from my cold, dead fingers

Adam Scott meets the Chicago Pope

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

do you guys know about the jawbone of St Anthony

Snickers bar and a metal whistle

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

Post by @mitochondriaandbunnies · 3 images 💬 298  🔁 143919  ❤️ 134189 · Dan and I bought a thing called "long ziti" from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but.... I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my li…

I’m partial to www.tumblr.com/mitochondria...

my scientists say to me, mr president, we got the best medbeds in the world. i saw on tv they recreated a woman from just her hand. beautiful woman by the way, it’s amazing what science can do. then the channel switched to a loud talk show host on a cruise. i didn’t care for him

I *am* actually running for time-machine governor

“I would relish explaining … to the court” etc etc

Live your life one q̵u̵a̵r̵t̵e̵r̵ ̵m̵i̵l̵e̵ deposition at a time.

Sometimes it’s easier to leave some of the parts on the sprue until after painting.

A lot of video-game publishers spend hundreds of millions of dollars chasing after "realistic graphics" and "massive open-worlds" when what players really want is just a shitload of weird little guys

It has been hard to choose between the talk tracks more than once — lot of good stuff!

You should give these folks some credit: look how many Third Way affiliated candidates won their races in the last decade and how many voters they’re registering and getting to the polls for progressive candidates!

<touching earpiece> …Oh.

Not particularly! The rubber banding is too severe and theres not really enough variety or depth.

The environment art and car designer were both pretty impressive though.

Lego 2K Drive should probably count.

Terrible branding, nearly non-existent marketing, already destaffed and abandoned.

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Is that good