Parker Molloy

Yeah, most people who don't follow politics will see that and just go, "oh cool, Trump fixed something about college football. getting things done," or whatever.

espn decided this was an urgent matter they should push to the Home Screen of your phone asap instead of the inane ramblings of an elderly fascist with soggy cardboard for brains

Every time

Excuse me?

Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

Oh totally. I've heard nothing but good things, tbh. My wife goes to a summer camp for LGBTQ people in Maine every year.

Right. And it was her (and her campaign's) job to convince those people that she wasn't being absurd.

Not sure what I said that would make you think that I don't understand that.

I muted the word "Platner"

I truly cannot take having to hear any more about the Democratic primary for senate in Maine, a state I have never been to.

Wait, which Wired piece?

That's why it was paramount that you not lose the election.

I don't really know what to make of this. Like... yes, that's why tens of millions of us (including me) voted for you: because we knew Trump and Republicans were going to unleash hell on us if you lost.

On The Road, by Nick Lutsko 12 track album

BANDCAMP FRIDAY EXCLUSIVE COMPILATION!

"On the Road" features new songs we'll be playing on the road, short joke songs made to promote the shows, and live highlights from past tours.

Artwork from @philbraun.bsky.social

Been really wild to watch Rolling Stone make a very obvious shift in editorial direction over the past few months. (And laying off most of the talented people who had been working there.)

Get lost with your condescending "hrmmmm... might be a bit of a self-own" bullshit. Asshole.

I didn't get a lot of writing done this week. It's been a rough one for me, tbh. Still, I wanted to post some promo. Please check out my stuff, consider subscribing, etc. thanks.

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This YouTube channel has the best titles and promo images of any channel on the planet youtube.com/@docudubery?...

Just bought one

our guy Sean is now live-posting the Paralympics (and I'll be posting an interview with him shortly)

is he the most prominent athlete on BlueSky? I am voting yes personally

"As you can see from my giant poster of spent bullet casings I'm a very very good guy"

Trump: [gets elected because the prices on things are too high]

Trump: [implements tarrifs all over the place, bombs Iran, ends de minimis exception]

Heck of a job, Donny.

A photo of Sen. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., speaking at a rally in support of the Kids Online Safety Act on Dec. 10, 2024, in Washington, D.C., overlaid with the headline, "Congress Is Considering Abolishing Your Right to Be Anonymous Online."

"The laws will lead to more data being collected on kids, which predatory companies can then use to target them in more invasive ways," writes @taylorlorenz.bsky.social. interc.pt/4s5Rr7u

The high cost of rolling over on immigration What Matt Yglesias, Hakeem Jeffries, and Keir Starmer got wrong about the politics of immigration

I wrote about this and the lessons in Labour's collapse for the U.S. Democratic Party back in December

www.gelliottmorris.com/p/the-cost-o...

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Wrote about that Kansas mess

Almost there…

The latest episode of Power Lines is out.

In this week’s episode, we report on what CNN staffers are privately saying about Scott Jennings. We also get into WHCA blowback over Trump’s dinner invite and Bari Weiss’ plans for “CBS Mornings.”

Watch on YouTube: youtu.be/E9yx9zdsMfc?...

Flavor Aid Wikipedia page with tabs labeled - Flavors - Jonestown massacre - References

You know some guy at the factory has been trying to edit that Wikipedia page for 20 straight years

MAGA vs. The Declaration of Independence YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie

thoughts on stephen miller’s rant about “human rights” youtu.be/3RJ_TWtFcMk?...

I tried to ward it off by turning of quotes and immediately adding a big ol' disclaimer in the next post. Hoping it holds.