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Ryan Bloom

@blazehedgehog.bltn.net

Too weird to live, too rare to die. I created Sagexpo.org a long time ago, dabbling in game development for 20+ years. They used to pay me to write. People seem to like my Youtube videos. http://blazehedgehog.bltn.net/

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Not content to just steal from the real deal, this game is also ripping off fan designs 😬

09.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 3027 πŸ” 1283 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 62

Here, hear it from the man himself.

09.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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average grey paste dialogue that will never be referenced or β€œremembered” by the β€œwriter” continually blown out by a guy writing β€œI like shorts, they’re comfy and easy to wear”

09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Flycast just got a big update around Christmas, too. It's become my go-to.

09.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's how Megaman X2 looked back then before the CX4 was properly emulated.

09.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen.

Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

08.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 3362 πŸ” 1245 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 8
Sonic CD Ex Reanimation Teaser 1
Sonic CD Ex Reanimation Teaser 1 YouTube video by Uug_naa

Sonic fans do it youtu.be/QIUJIRNY9mc

08.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anonymous asked:What do you think about the Super Mario Titans leaks?
blazehedgehog.tumblr.com/post/8105561...

08.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a good ass movie. I saw it totally blind to the premise and I had a ball!

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Yeah same. This was me recording the strings on this track

08.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

You can unzip a .docx or .pptx file, and find all the images inside at their original sizes and resolutions

08.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 11

Investors: "Anyway, we were so impressed that we invested the entire planets' economy in this, if it fails you're all cooked."

08.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 930 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

When I was very young, I mean like 4 years old, maybe even 3, I thought this is how adults used toilets. I thought that when I was done with my potty chair, this is how I would have to use the toilet. My mom explained to me that this was not true.

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07.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 458 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 7
@NYCSamKay

Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown."

(Video still cc: β€œmeth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

@NYCSamKay Steve Daines: "The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown." (Video still cc: β€œmeth was homemade, it was homegrown,”)

There is nothing more unserious than US drug policy

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 1649 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 160

Oh this is interesting. It's very likely known trivia, but it looks like at some point in development Kuzco was supposed to have a little mascot totem necklace to be the nag role in The Emperor's New Groove. They took it out, but paid homage by making it the centerpiece of the dinner.

07.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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anime girl taking big sip of beer

02.05.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 2987 πŸ” 1183 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 15

Platforms are constantly trying to make you just upset enough so you either get into a fight or keep scrolling to find something to make you feel better, without making you so miserable you just leave. That's the business model.

If you don't like it: Stop using the platform.

07.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 267 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And do your part by refraining from "smell-this activism."

"Did you see this awful thing this awful man said? Here, look. Isn't it awful? Isn't he awful?"

...Why are you doing that?

Why are you the free street team for the worst people online? Why are you signal-boosting misery?

Don't do that.

07.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 630 πŸ” 209 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids today will never understand the fact that WGN was just a regular, over-the-air local TV channel out of Chicago that was SO GOOD they started carrying it nationally in cable TV packages.

07.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so thankful when simply toggling Javascript off in UBlock will let me keep reading. I had to do that just yesterday with an article I won't mention by name so they never fix it.

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was just venting to a friend the other day about how 10 years ago it was like… unheard of to see this volume of projects get so far into development before the company funding it decides β€œproject cancelled, everyone go home” how much money is being thrown away on art no one gets to see?

07.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1770 πŸ” 533 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 11

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21666 πŸ” 6514 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 159

Thats before you even get to the fact I've seen a weird competition people get into where they want their GIF to be top of the list, so they tag it incorrectly on purpose for "SEO". Ever wonder why so many GIFs of movies come up with the actor deepfake face swapped to some rando? Probably why.

07.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a four-panel stick-figure cartoon

panel one:
three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. 

panel two:
the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested.

panel three:
as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-"

panel four
phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

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