gup‼️

2024 was just the precum yall ain’t seen nothing yet

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a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.

you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10

gup pt 2

kitten galaxy gas

@miyakoyako.semen.zone

my little paint licker, gay bowser

It was because of Apple loving HEIC

Gif of hand holding and setting down puppy. Fake flames on hand and puppy.

cat pics aren’t working

Bilbo sits upright on the living room floor, looking happily into the camera with his massive face. His eyes lit by the sun outside, he says "I am sitting politely"

i am sittign polite

Picture of cat sleeping next to a lime on a bed. Meme style caption says “lime that makes you sleepy”

Two women in winter coats embracing each other in the winter. One asks “where did you get such a long bacon” and the other responds “long bacon store.” The “long bacon” is actually just a lesbian flag scarf wrapped around both of them that appears to look like bacon due to the hue of the image.

Image of two pickles.

Today is National Pickle Day.

OVHCloud has very affordable bare metal server hosting in Ontario. I use them since I live in a border state. EU would be best though if you go with a big name provider with decent latency.

now this the type of shit I want in my feed

RAAAAAAAAH FEDERATED SOCIAL NETWORK WOOOO