Marv

Oh Mr sunlight spendthrift here to tell us we don't need to save one of our most precious resources

It's a third of your life, spend the money

Pens are all basically the same except for 6 which should be illegal to produce.
Now a rotring 600 will ruin you for other writing instruments (the 800 is also good)

Goetta?

Dare I ask his major?
I appreciate that some people are late bloomers, but it'd be great if I wasn't asked to count on him blooming in the next few months

You're telling me this man didn't go to college and has a more expensive education than me?

This is a plot to smuggle drugs/launder money right? Surely it's not just a chair

Between a few degrees and teaching I spent over a decade on some campus or another and I don't think I ever even noticed the "campus left". He knows we get the regular paper on campus right? Have the whole regular Internet even

Haha gottem! I yell about a guy giving a derisive laugh and making the jerkoff gesture. He's definitely reflecting imperialism now

I read the Xanth series in elementary school (how did no one stop me?) and spent the next few years suddenly understanding the... I'm going to say off color humor

I'll bet the real tests are rare but you've got the equivalent of those dudes who tell you that their IQ is like 200 because of some HoloNet test

There's someone in my town who posts printed out fragments of online news about Russian military capabilities, like they have a new diesel submarine I'm supposed to be afraid of I think. He puts them in plastic sleeves even.

This is my "man thinks he could fistfight a bear" I could totally do that without hating dems

Oh man have I disappointed a van full of Indians who asked me what my last name meant. There's no legendary ancestor here just a job no one does anymore

I almost feel like the only way I could possibly get a handle on this is sending them like a thousand pictures of living rooms and asking what class they are because my existing understanding is so foreign

Me and my friends would've killed Rumpelstiltskin with hammers I can tell you that much

The Simpsons the principal and the pauper where Armand Tamzarian says he was given a choice, jail, the army, or apologizing to the judge and the old lady

Of course, if I'd known there was a war going on I probably would have apologized.

The thing about doing the whole ironic wish granting genie/fae/hag thing is you have to be so powerful you're an aspect of nature and you can't get what's coming to you.

Jack Donaghy voice: that's a Democrat we count those

He is at best utterly replaceable. Which is fine, but the thing is it's time to replace him

Killer croc is blue collar. But a lot of scientists who are probably upper middle and quite frankly could probably find a nice job in Metropolis.
Tetch might be stuck if he's still trying to get tenure

It's an important job in a society that can't cross running water

Metrics like discharge, length, drainage area and number of songs about it

The journal of the American resources association asking if the Ohio River flows all the way to New Orleans

No

My favorite part of this repeated discourse is the brief confusion I have before realizing that as a midwesterner the main reason I don't remember my SAT score is I've forgotten a completely different test score

My first day of prison. I walk up to the biggest guy there and punch him. I promptly get my ass kicked.
This has set the tenor for the rest of my time in prison.

I'm not saying either group needs to give up, merely adjust their promises that were untested in the nineteenth century that didn't pan out just so in the 20th.

Atheists and communists are two groups I really think should check with the 20th century about their called shots

What if he wins and his whole identity and values change? What if she wins and her whole identity and values change? What if you help him win but then everything about you changes and you regret it?

While we're still talking about articles and art centering Will I'd suggest moving the focus to his haters who are (no offense) the most interesting thing about him. He's a cognitohazard for some people
Like if the king in yellow was a man