Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch

It seems to be a lot of insurance companies! Maybe they figure nothing can make their industry palatable anyway.

I've actually noticed a weird trend in advertising lately. Instead of talking up their products and customers, companies seem to be...idk. Acting like everyone's a loser, including them? I'm not even sure how to explain it.

Roses & Stone by Jessie Mihalik, featuring a woman in a green dress and a handsome hero against a backdrop of a green sky with roses growing around it

The Wolf Queen's Curse by Kaylee Archer, with a green magical smoke & sparkle background behind a golden crown

All Hail Chaos by Sarah Rees Brennan, featuring our evil boyfriend lounging on a snake throne with gorgeous poison green everywhere. and blood.

Our Prince of Storms cover, featuring a stormy green/teal sea with magical sparkles

Okay, listen. Is 2026 our gloriously poisonous era? I don't know what's going on but I'm LOVING BEING IN THE GREEN COVER CLUB!!! @jessiemihalik.com @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social

And KEEPING those tattoos! Plenty of shops will cover that shit, low cost or even free. Like, there is just no reason...except the obvious. That they love their racist tattoo.

My husband was a Marine and he totally got a stupid tattoo. It's ugly and the most 90s thing that ever existed, but it's not racist.

I see a lot of people assume that "military" and "kind of an asshole" together equal "okay with Platner's tattoo." And that is not how it works? All unrepentant racists are assholes, but not all assholes are unrepentant racists. There's only ONE common denominator here!

Ohhhh, is THAT what's wrong with him???

When folks are debating what exactly to call that color, I have to assume they're perfectly fine with the shit!

You load 16 server racks, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
St Peter, don't @ me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

The people who mocked you as a child for thinking your stuffed animals had personalities are trying to convince us that the computer they use for therapy and revenge porn has anxiety now.

Bree, no

This should not be as funny as it is...I know we're in trouble, but as my granny would say "They're going to learn fat meat is greasy today"

I don't know how to explain to folks just how tenuous our collective grip on reality is right now. Not because we're all prone to psychosis, but because multiple forces have decided that reality is malleable when we know in our guts that it isn't.

They are literally making us psychotic.

We have two cresties. Bug, he's female. And Ginger, she's male. That's just how it is.

I'm so sorry this happened! ❤️

I've got 5011 other reasons to oppose the data centers umich is pushing, but I think we can add 'turning parts of Washtenaw County into a viable strike targets because we've got a Los Alamos AI cluster' to the list

One was an HVAC installer and Baptist minister

and the other, uhhh

was a moonshiner and, unsurprisingly, a drunk.

If Chotiner called me to arrange an interview, I would just diminish and go into the west.

ICE is an evil institution that must be entirely defunded, demolished, and abolished.

PLACING A BET SHOULD INVOLVE A DUDE THAT WILL WORK YOU OVER IN AN ALLEY IF YOU FUCK AROUND TOO MUCH AND IM NOT KIDDING.

Okay, but I had to show this picture to my husband to make absolutely certain that WASN'T ACTUALLY HIM. (It looks very much like his workplace and his hand. 😭)

Of course they won't. They put in too much work to suppress the vote.

I wasn't disagreeing with you. I was making a related but tangential observation about the quoted situation.

Every time someone who just gets a mail-in ballot sent to them as a matter of course starts bleating about how we're not gonna have free elections for 2026 or 2028, I laugh bitterly in "I have to go ONE PLACE on THE DAY & they won't even let me have an absentee ballot without a notarized document."

A live look at how the South stays red:

Never have, never will.

SOLD. Will you make me one of those fancy potato things?

if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately

Idk, like, everything else? Go read that. LOL

And, to be clear, she did not come to my table just to hate. She was clearly a fan and very excited. But something happened when she opened her mouth, and I don't think it's what she intended.