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sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

i don't think anyone at the time expected reagan tearing solar panels off the white house to spite jimmy carter would be such a significant metaphor for the 21st century

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

aaron judge... not clutch when it counts?

Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt”

I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”

A captcha but it's Emma Stone and it says "select any square that may contain aliens"

Ok letterboxd. I wasn't familiar with your game

really good!

back in the day no one needed protein doritos or protein pancakes or protein waffles. if you needed a bunch of protein you simply ate three dozen hard boiled eggs. three dozen haunch of boilers, they called em

some guy saying "can we stop doing the marcia lucas save star wars conspiracy"

i will never stop slandering george lucas. knowing it annoys star wars fans just makes me want to do it more

no

Geordi, no!! You want Chicago hardbop! You don't even know it, but thats what you need, Geordi!

a lot of what has made discourse insane is that there's an entire crop of guys who live in dc, do a ton of uppers, and have massive gender insecurity around the fact that they're soft-handed scribes

Nerds: “Wow, solar panels and an electric vehicles. That’s so good for the planet”

Me: (doing the Stanky Legg as fuel prices skyrocket) “yeah the environment, love it, big fan”

for some, maybe

late sleepers hate it when you say daylight savings is no big deal because you can just will yourself to wake up an hour early any old time

the energy, the power exhibited, on this move is aspirational

and tertiary effects? buddy you better believe i don't know how to pronounce it let alone worry about it

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

Nationwide DSA "I did that!" mutual aid (have to call it this to get traction) gas station sticker campaign

it's like these people didn't have group chats smh

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

sometimes i think fangraphs doesn't appreciate my efforts to boost its bluesky engagement

*type of slip package delivery companies put on your door* Unable to RT Your Post
REASON: Display name a little too out there
Another attempt will be made:
✅ if I see your post again later

"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"

You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

is this anything

Of Wont: A Scoler is Desired of Trewe and Gode Accountanfy, Skilled in all Manner of Rhythmatics