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Been listening to the Tornados forever, but never have watched them. Just assumed any song that wasn’t Freddy was Doug singing. This changes everything

Texas Tornados - "Dinero" [Live from Austin, TX] YouTube video by Live From Austin TX

Another great Augie Meyers performance. The rhyming of "dinero" with "Camaro" is sublime. The sound of pure joy.

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A graphic about the Israeli baseball team being eliminated from the WBC simply says “Israel eliminated” with a huge Star of David

Yeesh, read the room Fox

Somewhat

Sheinelle is the black lady on the Today Show, she took over for Hoda as Jenna’s wine drinking buddy on the day drinking after show formerly knows as Kathy Lee and Hoda

13 - your list plus Sheinelle Jones, minus Tom Ellis, plus Jo Koy

Glad I could break the news for my corner of Bluesky

More swamp draining

Obligatory “must be nice”

A Facebook post from Flaco Jiminez’s page mourning the loss of fellow Texas Tornado Augie Meyers, who was the last living member

Damn, the last Tornado’s gone. One of my son’s namesakes too. Gonna annoy my coworkers with some rockin’ Spanglish Tejano music all day. #rip

I guess you have to listen past 8:50 to find out the Musers are on vacation.

A tweet with the caption “The De-Evolution of Man” above a picture of, from l-r, a Marine general, a slightly shorter Air Force general, Pete Hegseth, VPJD, and then Neanderthal Trump

Have you seen my cartoon The Annual Summit on the Role of Women in the Church? Happy #internationalwomensday ✊

Friend that’s on Denton FD says it’s an officer involved shooting and that the individual is dead

5 police cars, including a detective have the Denton Tennis Club completely closed off and there’s a lot police tape over the rear courts. My nosy side is winning

Yes they do

Beautiful, devastating writing

This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.

I haven’t seen this angle, but I’ve watched the broadcast view of this about 20 times this morning. Down 2 with 8 seconds left, perfect inbound pass and layup to tie it up. La Vega has no idea how much time is left and never puts up a shot on the other end.

Idk if I realized they were that much, the wife bought them and, yeah, it sucked bc the nearest HEB is 30 mins away so we had to ride 30 mins with them in a plastic baggie. They taste great but the smell not so much

The ones they cook out front or the live ones? We bought a pound of the ones they cook and they were pretty good. I thought my son would eat one or two and I could have the rest but the exact opposite happened

Seriously, this movie is completely unbelievable. I mean, a GOP congressman gets investigated for profiteering at the end (spoiler alert)

Darth Vader lifts a man by his throat, with the quote “strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up.”

coke ‘til I die

A gofundme to send Kyle Rittenhouse to Iran has raised $2,753,750

Watching Evan Almighty and it hit me that we need a sequel, but Samuel L Jackson takes Morgan Freeman’s place and we get hard ass Old Testament god to come down and rain hellfire

Kristi Noem is now a Hooters waitress

Found the Special Envoy to the Grand Dragon Shield of the Americas

Decatur girls basketball

Back to back state championships in volleyball and basketball. Suck it @bj_owns

And it gets even tenserer

Decatur is beating La Vega by 1 with 2 minutes left

This is tense as hell. Decatur was down 10 at one point