An edit of a 'Traitors' confessional shot with Robert Jenrick sat in the chair. The caption identifies him as 'Robert' 44, Wannabe PM and a traitor'.
Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward
EVIDENCE FROM HIDDEN DIMBLECAMERAS SUGGEST "JENRICK" LEFT "SECRET_PLAN_4_(FINAL).PDF" ON THE PRINTER AND WENT FOR LUNCH
Jenrick to Farage
Does this mean we're allowed to call him "Bogie"?
You have until midnight to apply to be the next BBC Director General.
Recreated BBC1 clock circa 1991
BBC Two Northern Ireland clock
1970s mechanical BBC1 clock
1980s electronic BBC1 clock
It's still a work in progress, but seems stable enough for "public beta", so by popular demand here's a standalone version of the parametric clock generator I recently added to my online teletext viewer:
zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...
THIS HAS BEEN RECORDED IN YOUR PERMANENT DIMBLERECORD AS A WARNING FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS
A photo of me dressed as the Test Card girl, accompanied by Bubbles the Clown who is playing noughts and crosses with me and definitely not performing ludomancy
felt cursed, might delete later
✅ DEFEATS ENEMIES
✅ PERFECT DIMBLENEUTRALITY
✅ SPEAKS BOTH OLD AND CURRENT ENGLISH
#BIOD4DG
✅ DEFEATS ENEMIES
✅ PERFECT DIMBLENEUTRALITY
✅ SPEAKS BOTH OLD AND CURRENT ENGLISH
#BIOD4DG
THIS WAS CAUSED BY A CLERICAL ERROR AND SHALL BE RESOLVED IN THE NEXT 28 WORKING DAYS.
#NEWBBCDG
#NEWBBCDG
BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED “DAVIE”
BIO DIMBLEBY STANDING BY…
DIMBLEBOT SHALL PROVIDE YOU WITH ENTERTAINMENT USING DIMBLELASERS.
Advert photoshopped into a TV Times for London Weekend Toothpaste, with the tagline "Why Put Anything Else On The Brushes?"
Things I Made Ages Ago That I Just Found Again: 3. LWT's foray into dental hygiene.
DIMBLEBOT IS NON-STICK BUT DOES NOT CONTAIN HEXCLAD TECHNOLOGY
RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.
The BBC One Northern Ireland 1997 clock running on an Amazfit BIP5.
New watch face. Thanks to @nmsni.co.uk for extracting the background from the GNAT original hardware. 😎
DIMBLEBOT REMAINS IN WARRANTY
Oh Mandy, you came as a gift for muckraking
“MANDELSON” HAS, ONCE AGAIN, DEFEATED “HIMSELF”
BBC News screenshot with headline about contactless payments accompanied by a picture of a test card for some reason
Contactless payments using a test card? Now that's an exciting development! #BBCNews
DIMBLEQUIZ: WHICH OTHER ARTISTS FROM "THE HIT PARADE" HAVE YOU LISTENED TO RECENTLY?
Wanted it to be more a pre-gunge tank klaxon.
