I tried it and…it’s fine? I enjoyed it but it’s not nearly worth the hype, or paying $10+ for a single bar of it
I tried it and…it’s fine? I enjoyed it but it’s not nearly worth the hype, or paying $10+ for a single bar of it
“Margin Walker” was actually the nickname of their accountant
Chat falls apart, the wokeness cannot hold / More slurs are loosed upon the world
That explains the “oops! You caught me” look on his face
Mark, a grey pitbull dog, sits in front of an open laptop
Mark the Pitbull is all about productivity and expects his quarterly bonus in treats. “Move Fast Break Things” isn’t just a saying for him, it’s a code of honor. Especially if he sees a cat.
They just show up, like ants on the kitchen floor.
(Shrug)
The Simpsons: Snake shaking his fist as Homer drives away in his car, yelling “She needs premium, dude! Premiuuuuuuuuum!”
Also…
In California, I do a double-take if it ever drops below $5
they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs
In chapter 6, there’s an INSANE verb solo
WW2 vet who worked on optics for bombers; after the war, he started a family-owned eyeglass company
“This is bringing back comedy the way it used to be” = least-possible-effort riffing on pop culture with whatever actors are short a car payment
Considering it’s the Scary Movie franchise, safe to say he turned unfunny well before his 50s. Decades, even.
“No one outRotta’s the Hutt”
For context, I had already done this, so this story is less random than it sounds. But it was kind of surreal, nonetheless!
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Lady Miss Kier (of Deee-Lite) once bought me a cheeseburger
**loads up polymarket**
Starting with “UNPOPULAR OPINION:” is an evergreen indicator of a bad post, as well
Chester Cheetah, shrugging because he inadvertently started WW3
Man…I wish. Would be a solid improvement.
Sounds like you are in a Target. It’s where I expect to hear the most plastic, manufactured, pop-but-sort-of-country music available
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
Adobe is a good microcosm of being an American in 2026 — I’m kind of stuck here, unwanted new shit keeps getting pasted onto aging infrastructure, I can’t actually own anything, and the whole endeavor is coasting on past glories
Don’t know about their agents, but I can go on at least a five minute rage about how the drag-to-resize tools in Photoshop and Illustrator work opposite from one another
An excerpt from a LinkedIn job description for a graphic designer: AI-Enabled Design & Tooling Expectations (required): • Demonstrated, hands-on experience using AI-assisted tools in professional creative or content workflows • Ownership of selection, implementation, and expansion of AI-enabled tools supporting design, content creation, and creative operations • Ability to design and operationalize AI-supported workflows that improve creative speed, consistency, personalization, and scalability • Experience ensuring AI outputs meet brand standards, accessibility requirements, and healthcare compliance expectations • Ability to clearly demonstrate how AI tools have elevated creative quality, efficiency, or scale in prior roles (portfolio or case examples required)
Seeing this in a graphic design job description, and all my thoughts suddenly sound like @edzitron.com — accent and all.
But is it in dollars?
it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.
My Californian son is also named Bort
Maybe this was the reason I listened to multiple A Tribe Called Quest albums in my car last week.
“…Bob Power, you there? Adjust the bass and treble, make my shit sound clear”
RIP
Nice knowing ya, at least in the posting and Philly-adjacent sense