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Constant Reader / Book Masochist. Dad with the bod to prove it. Occasional jerk. I'm not here to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything.

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I questioned everything I thought I knew about moon phases until the radio person said, “Eclipse.”

03.03.2026 15:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now for Sega Master System

03.03.2026 15:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What, no Jim in loincloth figure?

20.02.2026 13:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This book has definitely been in the bathroom.

24.01.2026 21:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That sounds like you died.

22.01.2026 12:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Text: ‘“Slay the bats or send them slithering and I’ll come, but not before,” he dogmatized.’

Text: ‘“Slay the bats or send them slithering and I’ll come, but not before,” he dogmatized.’

That’s, uh, quite the dialogue tag.

From Fritz Leiber’s Swords in the Mist. The speaker is Fafhrd.

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21.01.2026 16:35 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ha, yes: Farseer trilogy, Liveship Traders trilogy, Tawny Man trilogy, Rain Wilds quadrology that should have been a duology, and the Fitz & Fool trilogy. Each set is a wholly satisfying story on its own but if you read them don't read them out of order.

20.01.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And then the third through sixteenth, I’m sure.

19.01.2026 11:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is what I actually want to (re)read in 2026 and what I’m starting now. 🪐📚💙

19.01.2026 02:08 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Novelization of the movie Willow and sequel story novels Shadow Moon and Shadow Dawn.

Novelization of the movie Willow and sequel story novels Shadow Moon and Shadow Dawn.

These are not good books, but goddamnit I’m reading them. 💙📚

I read Shadow Moon and sequels many years ago and all I remember is a fugue state. I thought it was me at the time. I didn’t understand then that books could simply be very bad. I’ll find out what happens with my newer state of wisdom.

17.01.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Noobs to the 372-Pages podcast are always welcome. Why not start the year with an inexplicably terrible book? Expand your horizons! It will make everything else you read this year seem so much better. 📚💙

09.01.2026 20:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The book is so beautiful. The writing is beyond abysmal. So, so many problems in just the first paragraph.

09.01.2026 11:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Book: The Age of Scorpius by Audra Winter

Book: The Age of Scorpius by Audra Winter

Something very special arrived in the mail today…

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It took a while to find a copy.

09.01.2026 02:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t wait! It could be anything! It could be that AI generated cookbook inspired by Anne Frank‘s diary published last week!

07.01.2026 19:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I just made it to the end also. I noticed Mountain Dew listed in the credits under “Special Thanks”

06.01.2026 09:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I Am An AI Hater I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

27.08.2025 17:04 👍 5027 🔁 1781 💬 155 📌 488
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The Official Self-Published Fantasy Blog-Off homepage #SPFBO SPFBO 300 books, 10 judges, 1 champion The SPFBO contest is in its 11th year. Over 3000 novels have entered. I'm bringing together the somewhat ...

You have 13 hours left to throw your self-published fantasy book into the #SPFBO hat!

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03.01.2026 21:37 👍 26 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 3

That has been suggested recently by others I trust, I will try it out at some point.

30.12.2025 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah so that didn’t work out.

29.12.2025 22:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sir, that is my wife you speak of!

26.12.2025 02:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife mashes potatoes like they killed her family.

24.12.2025 19:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In case you’re wondering what kind of dad I am, I am already lamenting the fact that municipal xmas tree curbside pickup won’t happen until Jan. 6.

14.12.2025 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Isn’t there some kind of Sandman, of any girth, to help in this type of situation?

23.11.2025 14:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Currently on the last book on my October to-read list. 📚💙

23.11.2025 14:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This was a Stephen King short story.

19.11.2025 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Front inside flap of dustjacket for Iced on Aran by Brian Lumley, with orange text against a teel background, very difficult to read.

Front inside flap of dustjacket for Iced on Aran by Brian Lumley, with orange text against a teel background, very difficult to read.

Who chose these colours and why do they hate my eyes?
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11.11.2025 22:31 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I couldn’t get into PE2 either, then I recently heard it praised on a retro podcast and wondered if I needed to try again. Now I’m leaning to no again, but hells yeah I’d replay the first one any time.

11.11.2025 00:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks! I’ve played all of them but I don’t think ever finished them except Wild Arms 2. I guess I don’t have to be in a rush to part with them all.

09.11.2025 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
PSOne and Dreamcast games

PSOne and Dreamcast games

Any I should play/replay before selling? #RetroGaming

09.11.2025 00:26 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
An AI-generated book about the Louvre heist, not worth describing.

An AI-generated book about the Louvre heist, not worth describing.

An AI-generated book about the Louvre heist, not worth describing.

An AI-generated book about the Louvre heist, not worth describing.

An AI-generated book about the Louvre heist, not worth describing.

An AI-generated book about the Louvre heist, not worth describing.

30.10.2025 12:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0