Leonard Klar

Charlie Kirk and the Chocolate Factory

The fact that no-one around him had the guts to tell him to remove his cap... or just whip it off themselves, is truly depressing.

Thos who are surprised at Trump’s criticism of decent law abiding leadership haven’t been paying attention to his universal praise for tyrants.

Put Trump’s criticism of Starmer and other democratic leaders against his consistent syrupy praise for authoritarian, brutal leaders.
Starmer is in good company. Just remind yourself how Trump praises authoritarian antidemocratic leaders in this thread. It’s an eye opener 🧵 1/

Praise from Trump is a moral condemnation.

...and the inverse is also true, condemnation from Trump is a moral positive.

I guess if Blair and Trump reckon you got it wrong, then you probably got it right.

...so does America!

Wasn't there a report he'd admitted to the cabinet in private that it was the US that had hit the school?

Oh well, that ought to do it! Well done, Stevie!

Probably school kids over 12 this time.

Quentin Crisp famously said: "There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse".

Lemme see, when we decide we've had enough and give up, that means they've surrendered. Riiiiiiiight!

'We're here to talk college football, so I'll only be taking questions about my new ballroom, thank you.'

The little tiny fist pumping at the end! Hilarious!

The editors of these three rags need a serious head wobble.

Actually, parachuting (literally) Jared into Tehran now to sort 'em out would be hilarious!

Follow up Q: If you haven't, why the fk is that totally unsuitable and unqualified guy in that job?

While GOP reps etc obfuscate on whether it's a war or not, Trump just comes right out and says it! He is so unfiltered!

I'm voting for Sue Perkins to replace Richard Osman on #HouseOfGames so they wouldn't have to replace the presenter silhouette on the prizes!

* 'Israel and the US have portrayed Iran as an imminent threat for the past 47 years.'

Fixed it for him.

The Once and Future King by TH White
The Crystal Cave by Mary Stewart
Merlin by Robert Nye

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

It's as if no-one is keeping account of income and expenditure for each of the enterprises on the farm in a handy spreadsheet. What are they, amateurs?

Seems like Trump doesn't even like the media he's bought! What a baby!

Hypocrites!!! I want to see reporters asking Vance if he said thank you!!!

The US has been an imminent threat to Iran for 47 years. In fact, it's struck twice in just the last 12 months!

GB News has lost £131.5m to date Cumulative losses in £

Keep not watching GB News guys... it's lost £131.5m to date but I'm sure it can do a lot worse than that.

Can't not watch GB News any more today, off to bed. But, up early tomorrow, having new flooring put down in the lounge, so I'll not be watching it from about 7.30am onwards.

Good luck getting refuelled if you try, asshole!