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BunchOfAtoms on twitter Old Game Programmer Despise: #brexit #tories #bigotry #reform Like: #RejoinEU #gamedev #nufc

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An Amazon documentary to let us all connect with the REAL Sarah Ferguson?

20.02.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only we hadn't utterly destroyed our GDP and trading relationships for that sweet, sweet sovereignty (that we had anyway)... We'd be much better positioned to bolster our military (and police, and hospitals, and pretty-much everything else).

15.02.2026 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 08:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is right in the moment ๐Ÿ˜„

10.02.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great to see so many corners and balls into the box. Pity we've started without a bonafide striker on the pitch ๐Ÿ™„

#nufc #totnew

10.02.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Age Verification?

I remember when "online shopping" meant tiny black and white ads in magazines and you had to send a cheque or postal order to a PO box somewhere, remembering to include ยฃ2.99 for P&P, and wait up to 3 weeks for your stuff to arrive.

10.02.2026 09:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've reverted to sub-championship standards lately. It's a painful watch.
Too many players just not awake to what's going on, poor passes, poor touches, dunno how Eddie changes it.

The lads look dejected, utterly devoid of confidence.

Hope Eddie gives them a half-time rollicking.

07.02.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worst first half I've watched. We never play two halves the same, so I suppose we're gonna bag 6 in the second half!

04.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the first time in probably forever, I'm just not going to watch the rest of this match. Really missing some key players, but I cannot fathom how this group can't string two passes together. Calamitous in defence. Three at the back. Best outcome is single digit loss and no further injuries.
#NUFC

04.02.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge : PwC survey finds more than half of 4,500+ biz leaders see no revenue growth nor cost savings

See also:
www.theregister.com/2026/01/20/p...

28.01.2026 10:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An alphabetical list of countries of origin for Morrison's avocados. But "Israel" appears at the end of the list.

An alphabetical list of countries of origin for Morrison's avocados. But "Israel" appears at the end of the list.

Let's say for some ethical reason you were avoiding buying products from certain countries. Luckily, most retailers provide a handy - alphabetical - list of where a product may be sourced. At least it's *mostly* alphabetical... Morrisons provide this handy list for their avocados, for example:

19.01.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only limiting factor for butter on crumpets is the amount of butter available. My nanna used to butter them twice - once to let butter melt into the holes, and again to make sure there was visible butter!

11.01.2026 21:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cracking far shot of the stadium!
#nufc #stjames

07.01.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well the #FIFAWorldCup is going to be interesting for any fans brave (or stupid) enough to make the trip!

10.12.2025 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Monsters

09.12.2025 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck this shit. Football is fucking dead.

05.12.2025 17:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I see this on the Android app...

04.12.2025 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm, looks like DMs are disabled so we can't send you the details ๐Ÿ˜”

04.12.2025 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And 4 "online"... ๐Ÿ˜ณ

29.11.2025 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well the match is about as enjoyable as piles so far!

16.11.2025 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Count it as a win! Horrible piece of software - it's so bad, even Microsoft has forced their Teams developers to work in-office again, because working over Teams apparently doesn't quite cut it! ๐Ÿ˜‚

14.11.2025 12:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure this isn't a doctored image. If you search online, there aren't any pictures of Haw-Haw looking remotely like Fuhrage.
๐Ÿคท

13.11.2025 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rockstar Games alleged union busting https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-10-31/-grand-theft-auto-studio-accused-of-union-busting-after-firings?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVk...

This verified insider view of the shitshow at #Rockstar and #GTA6 #GTAVI is an eye-opener.
Our industry is supposed to be better than this. I suppose at some point it becomes solely about the money...

gtaforums.com/topic/100418...

10.11.2025 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps these dems are compromised - using blackmail and threats isn't beyond this administration, it's their modus operandi.

10.11.2025 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a robot with a red and white face and the words happy new year Alt: a robot with a red and white face. His name is Vincent and he appears in the move "The Black Hole"
30.10.2025 20:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought coffee on Amazon, and for a week straight, and often more than once per day, I got a notification "Based on your recent purchase we think you'd like some tea..."?

23.10.2025 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Musk is a billionaire ketamine addict, whereas you're a decent lad, Ben.

21.10.2025 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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White House joins Bluesky and immediately trolls Trump opponents The White House has joined Bluesky, the social media platform of choice of many in the left-leaning online world.

Oh my... It's almost a parody feed.

apnews.com/article/trum...

19.10.2025 09:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man and a woman are standing outside of a house ALT: a man and a woman are standing outside of a house
17.10.2025 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Latest from "God's chosen people"...

15.10.2025 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0