joe positive

I hope this email finds you even one percent negligent you may be liable for the full amount of damages.

"I'm Alec Bings; I see through things. I can see whatever is inside, behind, around, covered by, or subsequent to anything else. In fact, the only thing I can't see is whatever happens to be right in front of my nose."

good one

Jingle Shower 1305
Attempt #1
Found: 14 / 15
Best Streak: 13
% Correct: 70.0
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not bad for not having picked up the instrument at all yesterday

Jingle 1476 2/5

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A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council

It's a calling!
youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ?...

sunset and wires

#photography

sunset through trees

#photography

sun on river

#photography

light

#photography

sky reflected in the river

#photography

A boy hovering in the air, doing a little skip movement with his heels

"What a silly system." The boy laughed. "Then your head keeps changing its height and you always see things in a different way? Why, when you're fifteen things won't look at all the way they did when you were ten, and at twenty everything will change again."

things found during a walk, part 2

things found during a walk, part 2

#photography

Oh You Sure Bunco'd Me Young Lay-dee

Milo standing on the ground, while a boy of similar height hovers above him

"Isn't it beautiful?" gasped Milo.

"Oh, I don't know," answered a strange voice. "It's all in the way you look at things."

"I beg your pardon?" said Milo, for he didn't see who had spoken.

"I said it's all in how you look at things," repeated the voice.

I hope this email finds you, no matter where you, no matter where you hide.

Someone had to expend considerable effort to write this poorly.

don't just listen; rate
don't just rate; it must be 5 stars
don't just 5-star it; review
and DON'T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE
SMASH that button

don't just read; buy
don't just buy; pre-order

don't just listen; subscribe

don't just register; vote
don't just vote; give us $
and $
and $
and $
and $
and $

days later and "Burma Shave" is still jumping all synapses

Depraved stories from last Friday’s ruling striking down DHS’s detentions of lawfully admitted & vetted refugees in MN. In Jan 2026, ICE scrapped 45-yrs of practice & started detaining every refugee in MN (5,600) on 1st anniversary of entry, ostensibly to make sure they weren’t terrorists ...
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this should not have happened; this cannot continue.

“All the great books of the past and all the ones yet to come are made with these words. With them there is no obstacle you cannot overcome. All you must learn to do is use them well and in the right places."

the people around him must know something's wrong.

I hope this email finds you in her bonnet-box.

exactly

good.

"In this box are all the words I know," he said. "Most of them you will never need, some you will use constantly, but with them you may ask all the questions which have never been answered and answer all the questions which have never been asked.”

fantastic.

Pull the Blinds Down, by The Henrys track by The Henrys

Our new song (Pull the Blinds Down) is out today, available in the online places (minus Apple, YouTube soon).
It's sort of like "One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich" if Ivan Denisovich was a drunken film studies student rather than a zek.
Listen: the-henrys.bandcamp.com/track/pull-t...

this really reinforces the ability to id intervals

Jingle Shower 1304
Attempt #1
Found: 15 / 15
Best Streak: 6
% Correct: 83.3
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