"Iran war drags on" my siblings in christ it is day seven
09.03.2026 09:27
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"Iran war drags on" my siblings in christ it is day seven
He’s a coward lmao
Don't shun people just because they have different beliefs about blotting out the sun to usher in a new age of eternal darkness. We have to find an answer in the middle.
Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact.
How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.
something underappreciated about Trump is that nobody loves falling asleep in boring, interminable meetings more than him
So this time we’ll get NO WFH and ‘some of you may die’ from the White House. In an election year.
If real people didn’t suffer from this bullshit, it would be funny.
They’re the weak people that create hard times soooo
But MattY and his large, smooth brain insist that we adopt his pet policy positions.
By moving right on immigration & other key issues, and generally coming off as incompetent (esp on cost of living), UK Labour is losing vote share to left-wing parties AND to right-leaning ones. This is what happens when a party appeases its opponents & loses its core identity.
Like… bro is a hilariously insecure overcompensating bro named Markwayne. The jokes are there.
Once again, if I’m ever notable enough to be interviewed by Isaac Chotiner, I’m immediately trying to figure out how I fucked up and apologizing. Profusely and publicly.
It's abundantly clear that Trump & team had no plan for what to do if the Iranians didn't immediately surrender. And I'm sure they were told by the professionals that an immediate surrender was highly unlikely. So now they're floating random low-probability options while lying their asses off.
The freeze peach anti woke backlash was always people telling on themselves.
They would say ‘DEI goes too far, racism is dead’ while dropping n-bombs and sharing phrenology fanfic.
Are they aberrant because being wealthy and powerful broke their brains or did their eldritch brains enable them to achieve their 'status'
We’re doing war because of the gut feelings of a doddering decaying despot.
Awesome. Love it. No notes.
It’s like when the suez boat got stuck but instead of my cheap socks it’s 30% of the oil lmao
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ https://theonion.com/nation-admittedly-curious-to-hear-how-trump-pronounces-strait-of-hormuz/
Lmao nobody explained the straits of Hormuz to trump.
We are fucked
Sometimes great things *can* happen
One of the greatest, Bruce Campbell, announcing he has cancer. Our hearts are with you Bruce, Hail to the King.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
A key problem as a normie ostensibly ruled by pathological liars is that if my safety ever depends on my leaders telling the truth, I’m fucked.
Pretty cool that we made the worst people possible our leaders.
way to fix this and prove that’s not him would be to exercise vigilance at every opportunity going forward.
Retweeting neo nazis and giving interview to nutters are the things a neo Nazi does.
Either he’s a genuine neo Nazi or a fucking moron. Either makes him nonviable as a Dem senate candidate.
I think about mistakes I made in the 90s and 00s as a dumb teenager trying to be an edge lord. And I think about how I’ve grown and changed as a person since then.
If we take Plather at face value, that his tattoo was an honest mistake (and given his love of history, I’m skeptical) then the right
At a certain point you just cannot keep extending someone the benefit of the doubt. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Terry Pratchett solved this shit years ago
"I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are good people and bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on /opposite sides/"
The classic I should buy a boat cat meme but with buy a judge
How much can a Cannon cost, really
“I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!”
Literally.
Unlike twitter, they wouldn’t be wrong tho lmao
Meme of Trump-to-NYT translator: Trump: ... THE SOMALI PIRATES RANSACKED MINNESOTA ... EVEN AS HE WAS GUSHING BLOOD, WHICH WAS FLOWING BACK DOWN THE AISLE HELICOPTER LANDS AT A STEEP ANGLE .... BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HAMAS WORKED ALONG WITH ISRAEL AND THEY DUG, AND THEY DUG, AND THEY DUG... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THE CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR... NYT Translation: In his first State of the Union address of his second✩ term, President Trump offered a rosy portrait of a U.S. that has lost confidence in his leadership.
