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@gorgeousjords.coys.social

Mainly Spurs #COYS. Audere est facere. Bit of #Niners #FTTB. Englishman in LA. Elon is an utter ballbag.

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29.08.2025 07:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointing to miss out on the Super Cup but clearly picked up something very valuable that day.

What a magnificent performance for 90+ minutes.

Up the Spurs.

23.08.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His self-awareness seems to be on point. Another year of PL and a final flourish in the CL might be too much.

Selfishly, living in LA these days, with a 7yo and soon-to-be 5yo who adore him, he could land on our doorstep to make the news easier for them to take 🀞🏻

02.08.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah that got me 😒🀍

02.08.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 186 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 18
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Legend.

02.08.2025 04:13 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Thought they might have an inside scoop on the right winger

10.07.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Levy's world, we're just wandering around in it #COYS

10.07.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.06.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a joke about whine in here somewhere

19.06.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.06.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m shocked there’s any negativity towards our chairman and CEO. Especially over trivial things. Whatever next?

19.06.2025 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Europa Winners badge?

19.06.2025 16:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My son (4) has a β€œchicken on a ball” t-shirt.

I allow it because he wants to wear it to all the time πŸ˜‚

19.06.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.06.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thought processes throughout are astounding

18.06.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Needs to imo

18.06.2025 20:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Up the Volleyducks

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18.06.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait for it. I promise you it's worth it #COYS

18.06.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I have a great plan, who’s in?

24/25 - Win Europa
25/26 - Deep run in the CL, have a blast. Top 6 finish, back in Europa
26/27 - Win Europa

Repeat until we win the PL and/or CL.

Chuck in a domestic cup between Europa League wins? You cheeky devil.

#COYS

08.06.2025 18:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I could, of course, be wrong. I'm not an insider, I don't know Daniel Levy personally, I have no reason to *know* Ange's job is secure (for a few months at least).

So why am I so confident that he's not going to get sacked? Simple - Levy has absolutely zero reason to get rid of him. 1/

01.06.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Gareth Bale almost sold for £3.5M ➑️ Breakout
Djed Spence almost sold for €8.5M ➑️ Breakout

I don’t know where I’m going with this but Inter Milan clearly didn’t fancy it #SuperCup

01.06.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two things jump out:

Firstly, Eric Morecombe’s "all the right notes but not necessarily in the right order" is πŸ’‹πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

Secondly, β€˜Only Bill Nicholson & Keith Burkinshaw have finished lower, with fewer points in a season’.

Thank god there was no social media back then.

30.05.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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From @alasdairgold.bsky.social

30.05.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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17 years? This guy πŸ†

24.05.2025 07:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw…. The Super Cup is on my son’s birthday πŸ˜‚πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

#COYS

22.05.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don’t want to make it all about me…. but:
Yesterday (May 21st) was my anniversary. Today my daughter turns 7. Her favourite number is 7 and of course she is all about Sonny.

I didn’t want to spoil it for you all before, but it was written πŸ˜‰ #COYS

22.05.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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4D Chess

22.05.2025 06:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You did it, you crazy bastards! #COYS

22.05.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Touch it. Make it so. #COYS

20.05.2025 18:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Can’t lie. Had a feeling about this kit when it launched πŸ₯° #COYS

09.05.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0