We need a 'If you drop more than X number of roles for AI, you pay 90%+ of their salaries in a tax because if the AI is really so much more efficient than people you'll be getting a lot more bang for your buck' rule so businesses actually have to consider whether AI will be better at the job/s
This account is an entirely sensible response to the current world
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
Trip to IKEA becomes a mini adventure when we arrive to find everyone being evacuated due to a fire alarm. Cue being stuck in jam to get out, giving up abs parking to get a drink and snack at McDonald's and waiting to see if it situation sorts itself out...
Always
What a very pleasing tuxedo cat!
Oh they totally have a fantasy world about trans kids that bears no relation to the actual trans kids I know several of. No, they are not kept in the cellar of a sinister 'man in a dress'. No, 'supportive parents' does not mean they have 'transed' their kids & want to get them in surgery ASAP etc
Combining the British people’s love and respect for Kemi Badenoch with their enthusiasm about Donald Trump and his Iran war: no party is doing it like them right now
interviewer: tell us about yourself
me: can’t, i’m an unreliable narrator
What are the odds Trump abandons Iran, Khamenei's son takes over the ruins and then Trump moans that the Iranians are 'ungrateful' because they wasted the opportunity America and Israel gave them by bombing them?
While I hate being instrumentalized in bad faith arguments, I must begrudgingly admit that his sputtering confusion is amusing.
Our relative invisibility in public discourse isn't a shield -- it offers no protection -- especially when it's weaponized to legitimize the harassment of trans women.
Inquisitive looking tuxedo cat with paws draped over the edge of a colourful chair
The world sucks, but look at this silly baby
He really, genuinely, thinks that you can kill a despot, destroy infrastructure and then just walk away and a country will just sort itself out without any consequences to you or the world. Like 'bish, bosh, bash - done!'
He's getting a nice nap in, I see.
Still blows my mind how some women can stand by the sort of politicians who come out with 'Women should focus more on babies than career' and 'People should have fewer rights' and 'We mustn't punish r@pists for youthful indiscretions', and say 'BUT AT LEAST THEY KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS'
I have abdominal pain & the GP's online form asked me why I was sure I wasn't pregnant, to which I replied that I'm 48 and I have a contraceptive implant. Seeing the GP tomorrow and nonetheless took a pg test this morning just so I could totally rule out in case he asks. And yes, I can rule it out
Trump and Netanyahu play Stupid Games and now the whole world will have to win Stupid Prizes
Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock
Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.
Cow cat and tuxedo cat in a garden stare inquisitively through a glass door
Inspection from the Idiot Patrol
Photo of Trump in meeting with speech bubbles such as 'Is the Supreme Leader dead?', 'No Trump always looks like this'
Private Eye nails it, as ever
Well they want to reinforce the narrative that we Jews are only safe in Israel so they can continue to punish people who justifiably criticise Israel, especially Muslim people, by calling it antisemitism and then posturing that this makes them better than 'The Left'
Tuxedo cat lying in a C shape
C for ...
Tuxedo cat with limbs and tail sticking out at different angles while he cleans himself
Many-angled One
I thought America didn't need no help from nobody so they'd better not expect anyone else to join in Operation Low Presidential Ratings and Don't Mention Epstein
90 seconds of perfection from the legendary Leontyne Price - such lovely tone right across her vocal range 😍
youtu.be/2U5xd-WcMeo?...
I'm often explaining to non singers that I did not learn to do the vibrato... I had to learn to do less vibrato and then kind of learn to do it properly
Yeah, I'm don't believe Little Donnie Trump knows what to do with an incredibly ancient and cultured nation of over 90 million people
