Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now
Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs
Me: touché
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Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now
Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs
Me: touché
okay so this seems pretty clear. he knows what it is, he did it on purpose, he chose keeping it over his career with the Marines, if we know this then Susan Collins will also know it, it will 100% come up in the general, let's be done talking about this guy as a real candidate
More than 1.5 million girls were sent to maternity homes during the Baby Scoop era, where they were kept in seclusion, told they didn’t deserve to be mothers, and returned to their lives to pretend none of it happened.
This is the America the GOP wants to make great again.
Entertainment is winning. Postman was right.
Up to 350 now! Let's keep it going. All profit from any sales on our Bandcamp today will be donated to the Trans Continental Pipeline. This will be the only day this sweatshirt is available: bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
Yep. “Knowing who to be mad at is praxis” is Mariame Kaba’s quote and it is wisdom for these times. (1/2)
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
this made it past an editor, good lord
It wasn't "cancel culture" when women and people of color got used up, silenced, and dismissed before their careers even began. It only became "cancel culture" when powerful abusers started having established careers momentarily inconvenienced by revelations of what they'd done.
“i decided to help out and deescalate the situation”, posted on twitter with a video, just bought this man’s lawyer a new boat
All these companies are like "We can't just turn these chatbot services off," really, I'm old enough to remember Vine
Behold the most on-brand way to announce that you’ve never heard of the Telecommunications Act of 1996
If you think this is accessibility technology then Godspeed to you.
NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson?
WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
Stay away from her James Fallon
A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes*
Arkansas state house special election.
Flip from R to D.
A deeply underreported story. I know so many people struggling to pay their electric bills
Please, let us have this one thing
It’s a bad achievement but a real achievement that we somehow managed to launch a war that was unpopular on day 1 instead of unpopular in year 10. We love that shit it was like the thing we always did. It’s like Winnie the Pooh spitting out honey.
30 years ago Chuck Palahniuk’s Fight Club accurately predicted that men under late capitalism, empty consumers who had come to think of themselves as “the middle children of history” with no great wars to fight, would eventually prank and shitpost their way into fascism.
that's fuckin right
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
literally your customer base was 90% parents of young children who want a good future for their kids in which they can be free to be themselves, no matter who they are. you told those people to go fuck themselves. they won't be back
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
I love journalism and think it’s vital to a functioning democracy and also whatever the fuck this is needs to be burnt to the ground
a sole owner LLC guy whose only customer is his mother does not have anything useful to say to me about working people tbh
...if your naomi be klein, the kampf it is mein?
criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion
